I ban Davy for not viewing this thread again.. well, maybe you are, but the online count hasn't updated yet. Speaking of count, Count, start banning already!

I ban Jack because, before this, I was a ban game lurking guest! I just wasn't old enough to join yet... I think.

I ban myself for banning three times in a row... whoa! I think the greenish meat went to my intestines. And, Davy, you're still not mad about the greenish meat?!

I ban Jack for triple posting for no reason.

I ban myself for a terrible ban.

I ban you, Hammy, for ever lurking before. And I ban myself because I think I have to go now. School tomorrow. You have no idea how much I love that it's Friday tomorrow! One, I see On Stranger Tides, and I get to play the ban game all weekend!

I ban you, Hammy, because you're right, that was a terrible ban. And I ban everyone a good night! See ya tomorrow... hopefully...

I ban Jack for leaving and saying I shouldn't lurk. It's all I do! MUWAHAHAHA!

I ban myself one more time, because NOW I have to go.... and I ban Hammy again, because I like it when we ban each other! Now, I feel like doing this forever...

I ban Jack for not leaving!

I ban Jack again for saying goodbye twice.

I goodnight ban Jack too.

I ban all of you who aren't banning.

Including Jack, who has supposedly gone to bed.

OKAY NEWBIES. I'M HERE, AND I'M ON A BANNING SPREE.

I ban Hammy for his double posts.
I ban Hammy again for wasting such a double post on goodnights.
I ban Hammy for using a double post to ban himself.
I ban Jack for his TRIPLE post and double posts.
I ban Jack for his arrogance in posting so many times and believing that the post count on this thread actually counts, when it's really about fun.
I Ban Jack for wasting such pointless bans on HIMSELF.
And I ban you BOTH for discussing pointlessly with all of these millions of multiple posts in your insane ban session.

I ban Hammy for banning more than one person.

I ban Crest for that epic pwnage on the noobanners!

I ban dog because he is in awe of Crest.