I ban Rich for his user-title. Who dubbed you a *ahem* "Ninja" banner?

I ban Dubbing, and as such, Dubstep.

No more WUBWUBWUBWUB.

Your banned indefinitely Jack, for trying to deny me of my Ninja Banner title that was awarded to me by me because I was awesomely banning people in the land of noobanners and bans-a-lot.

I ban Rich for putting 5 variations of the word ban in his ban.

Bans-a-lot?

I ban all you Noobanners for that nonsense! Now bow down to The Great One and make me a sandwich!

I ban TSC for we've, and as in we've I mean everyone in general, been at this for far too long.

I ban BBX.....long overdue...

I ban Due Dates.

Procrastination FTW!

I ban Andy for saying procrastination could harm me. Pfft. Yeah, right.

I ban Andy for assuming I'm arrogant, and not just sarcastic, or foolish.

I skip everyone to ban TSC for having been gone so long that he lives an absurd dream thinking he is a Ban-Master. Someone get this poor soul help and I do not bow to noobanners.