I'd pass. It'd probably be some silly curse or some such rot.

WWYDI Jack Sparrow was passing out gifts on Tortuga at Christmas?

I'd happily accept a gift from him. (whew)

WWYDI we got ship customization for Christmas?

Live in me quarters!

WWYDI your entrie crew turned into Jolly Roger's crew?

I would tell them where your rum stash is so I would be safe.

WWYDI there wasn't any rum left after the party the Krewe threw?

I hunt ya down like the sneaky scurvy dog ye be!

WWYDI the gypsy refused to sell ya tonics?

I'd have to smack the gypsy around a bit till I got my tonic

WWYDI the Catacombs were suddenly populated with cute, furry little critters?

Have to stop trying to level nades there...

WWYDI they took away your compass when you sailed?

Do as I did with it.

WWYDI your computer stopped working as you posted a reply to my question?

I would log back

Dadgummit! I had to log back on to finish this message.

WWYDI Monday was eliminated from the week?

Learn to loathe Tuesday.

WWYDI an elephant suddenly appeared in your front yard?

Well I'd welcome him inside but would insist he put his trunk in the attic...

WWYDI the pot of gold at the end of the raindbow was actually a pot of chili?

LOL! "...in the attic..."

I'd take some anti-acids and dig in.

WWYDI unicorns were introduced into POTCO?

Counter the unicorns with a man-charm.

WWYDI a cannonball burst through your house?

Would just think ... Oh well the neighbors are argueing again....

WWYDI you went to your garage and you auto was now a War ship?

Take it apart, and build a tree house.

WWYDI if you were suddenly part of the house (...as in, part of the ship, part of the crew)?