SOOOOOO guilty.

Have you ever spent so much time with an update on test that when it comes to live you get bored in with it in only a few minutes? (Guilty a few times)

Not Guilty.

Ever wanted to hurt one of your guildies bc there rude and obnoxious but they cant really get in trouble cause there a officer? (guilty)

Not guilty lol... so thats why some pirates have their names as Incomplete... although I think it says that other times as well.

Have you ever seen someone with the same name as you? (Guilty on.... 4 occasions I believe.)

GUILTY! I've seen about 7 of them but only friended 4.

Have u ever thought that when invasions just came out that if u defeated jolly roger that u were the best pirate know in the caribbean?

Not guilty.

Have you ever been guilty of flirting with an NPC (That bartender in Porc's Tavern is cute. xD good times...)

Not guilty:Dlolz

Have you ever been guilty of being defeted by a skeleton?
lolz it happens;)

Not guilty. ( Is all powerful )

Have you ever gone inside a glitch, talked to new players, who then go sacrifice themselves to stumps, just for the sake of it? (May or may not be guilty)

Not guilty... but I should try that xD

Have you ever been talking to a friend(s), and then have some "noob" come up to you and just look at you all, as if he/she had been in the conversation the whole time.

somewhat guilty, they usually try and become friends and then ask for help killing a gravedigger or something.

have you ever been killed by a rage ghost? (I did twice lol)

Not guilty.. (I so want test server access right now @_@)

have u ever told ur friend u were going to fight a boss or something like it, expecting they will join u, but they just say ok and u end up dieing?

not guilty, no real challenges like that for a mastered pirate.

Have you ever gotten killed by an npc lower lvl than you? (guilty, leaving comp, freezing, talking, and i even did it on purpose once.)

Not guilty, I don't die.

Have you ever woken up in your driveway at 3 in the morning, have no idea what you are doing, then come inside and play pirates? (Sadly, guilty. -_-)

Eh.. partly guilty. i went back to sleep instead or going on pirates.

have u ever had no idea what to ask, so u ask have u ever had no idea what to ask?

Very guilty
(it seems u r guilty too:D)

have u ever been guilty of eating 12 pies together in real?
(never guilty:D)