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WWYDI The Game finally ended?

I would cry.

WWYDI I went on live TV and said I lost the game?

I lost the game... :D

I would laugh, because anybody with a TV would've lost the game.

WWYDI I had checked your spoiler.

I would laugh and watch you try and read this extremely long line of exclamation points following this sentence. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

WWYDI you read the first spoiler.... And this one.... And then I edit and make another one!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

I would read the third one.

WWYDI you went insanely insane?

I would laugh at that question. It happened already :D

WWYDI I said that all of the world would come crumbling down if you ate that spaghetti?

I would dispose of it. By eating it. Not a good idea to waste spaghetti!

WWYDI nothing is true, everything is permitted?

I would blame politics. Blast these darned elections!

WWYDI everything were true?

Then everything would be false, and I'd be stuck with a conumdrum.

WWYDI I came up with even more strange words?

I would make up some random jumble of crud and call it a word to confuse you :)

WWYDI I said moolartasticular was a word?

I would give it a definition. Moolartasticular (Adj.)- Describing something that resembles a cow and has a lame taste.

WWYDI pie was non-existent?

I would cry until I flooded the entire planet.

WWYDI I threw up on your brand new shoes?

I would laugh, for I have no new shoes.

WWYDI somebody chunked a pumpkin at your face.

I would say "No more Pumpkin Chunkin' 2010 4u!"

WWYDI I slapped you with your own foot?

I would try to kick out with the foot you grabbed to slap me with... I think....

WWYDI I said there will be more then just 4 POTC movies?