Granted, but it is very much so used!

I wish for a merry christmas!

Granted, but this is your last Christmas before it is canceled forever.
I wish for a bucket of warm, delicious cheese!

Granted, but it's too stinky for your nose to smell, and your nose jumps off your face.

I wish for rum. Rum is good.

Granted, but is poison.

I wish for a huge ship!

Granted, but it is huge from the point of view of a mouse. Enjoy your Light Sloop.

I wish for good, non-poisoned rum.

:icon_psmiley12: its on!!!

Granted, but there is now a new type of acid called "rum" so i give you it.

I wish for new caves filled to the brim with level 50 undead skeletons so i have an enemy that does not fleet before me!

Granted, but since they are filled to the brim, it's impossible to fight them, for there is no room.

I wish for a few thousand gold pieces.

To easy.
granted, but there chocolate.

I wish for caves filled with level 50s, but with enough room so i can move.

Granted, but they're level 50 pirates.

I wish for a SotL.

Granted, but the cannons/gunpowder/sails are replaced with used diapers, and you cant replace them.

I wish you could hike up to the padres volcano without using the glitch.

I CAN replace them?

Granted, but your feet burn up on the sides since it's so hot.

I wish for more famed weapons.

OMG TO EASY!!!

Granted, but there made from rubber.

I wish i could meet everyone on the forums in-game.

Granted, but it's at one place for 3 seconds and then you get banned from POTCO.

I wish for more wishes!

Granted, but i decides what you wish fr and you wish from an anvil that falls on your head!

I wish I discovered a new island.

Granted, but I put a fog of special memory lossy gas thing on the Island and you go to jail.... forgetting you had ever discovered one