Ah, but the war SOTL is not THE ship. THE ship was sunk, and seeing as you're captain of it...

ICOTS.

But I was referring to THE ship as the final SOTL that was sold to Jack. Since there weren't any SOTLs left, I bought a War SOTL. Because Jack realized I overpowered him, his head exploded in anger. This left his ship with a hole in it and his SOTL sunk, therefore leaving my War SOTL to be used and captained by me.

ICOTS

I throw you overboard during your long speech.

ICOTS.

But you were underwater as the captain of the wrong ship while I explained this to you.

You tried to push me off as you realized your mistake, but I dodge it by stepping to the side. I then grab you and push you over the edge so that you are attacked by the ghost of the dolphin you failed to save using CPR.

ICOTS

I come in, restore everything (Except DP, lol), meaning the ship, and that poor dolphin. Seeing as im the one who restored it, i declare to be captain.

ICOTS ICOTS ICOTS!!!!

I come back from the dead and start spamming. You are overwhelmed and fall overboard.

ICOTS.

I show you to the Spam Muffin. In return, he turns you into spam. Seeing as Spam would not be a great captain of any vessel, the crew nominates me as leader, and I accept the burden.

ICOTS.

I use my sword of Triton to make the ropes come to life. They rap around you and pull you high up into the rigging.

ICOTQAR (Im Captain of the Queen Annes Revenge)

But the QAR is not THE ship, so I climb onto THE ship (it's a war SOTL) and claim it.

ICOTS.

Unfortunately, I was not ON the QAR. I was on my other ship, the Victory Explorer, which is worse than the QAR, but it's still my ship!

ICOTS.

But the Victory Explorer is not THE ship either!

ICOTS.

But it's still my ship.

ICOTOS.

I'm captain of the other ship.

I stamp on your foot and you fall overboard. (I just wanted you in the water)

ICOTS.

Well, seing all this confusion, I sail over on the QAR and park behind you. Using the fire, your ship burns down. Then using the sword of Triton I make the rigging come to life on the other ship, killing everybody before a broadside sinks it.

ICOTQAR

But I come along in a War Frigate with a full crew all using maxed fury and explosive. The QAR seems to have very weak cannons in game, so you don't stand a chance. We swing over and blow you up with (whatever they're called) giant grenades. If you survived THAT... then I used shrinkin' grog to jump into your stomach and beat you up from inside while my crew all use (I forget) the growing potion to stomp on you repeatedly. Finally, we shoot you out of a cannon and into the volcano on Padres del Fuego. Then we swing back to my ship and the QAR sinks.

ICOTS!