I ban The Great One for expecting me to teach them. They are unteachable, but I shall obey. And I shall make you proud master.

I ban Davy for pretending to have more control than he does. Btw, I have to be Ban Apprentice by now, right? I've been banning for half a year now...

i ban stealthy for not saying a reason on why he's banning me!

I ban Swash for I posted a LONNG time ago.

I ban Stealth cause there is only 1 n in loNg

I ban Rich for trying to ban with accuracy and precision.

He missed.

I ban Skippy for imagining he's clever. Good acting, mate!

I ban Crest because if you weren't acting, you'd never congratulate me.

I ban Skiperdoo for acting like Crestshot was acting, when indeed she was saying that in full truth. Or sarcasm, which is different from acting.

I ban Davy for a overly long ban

I ban rich for a short and weak ban.

I ban Davy for not noticing the cool avatar Muffin made me

I ban rick for expecting me to start oohing and ahhing over it.

Lesson of the day: Make bans related to the person above you's ban.

I ban Davy for calling Rich "rick", when he indeed has no concrete nicknames yet.

I ban Skiperdoo for forgetting that nicknames, or ricknames rather, are born in the ban game.