I ban Rich for saying that TSC isn't a Ban Master, and then denouncing him as a noobanner.

BWAHAHAHA! That's funny.

Wait. You're serious?

I ban Jack Shipsteel for not understanding that I am the true and only Ban-Master. I came out of stasis to fix all the wrong the noobanners have done against my kingdom. TSC, Tibby, and who ever else thinks they are a ban master, please smell the roses and return to your noobanner past, when things were simpler for you. I will continue to restore order to my land, therefore Jack, I pronounce you BANNED

I ban Rich, for according to the join date, I was banning before you.

'splain that!

I ban rich because i think he hit his head too hard on the sandwich bread when he was forced to make it for us. I told you to use the fresh bread, not the old, hard, stale bread!

I ban rich a second time for trying so desperately (and failing) to become the king of the ban game. If you want to rise through the ranks, you need to start out cleaning toilets.

I ban Jack for paying attention to the deets.

I ban Tib because he seems to think that he's the king of the ban game. There can only be one...

also hi guys bye guys love you all xoxoxoxox

I ban Crestshot because I never see her anymore.

I skip ban Tiberius for making the best ban I've ever seen in the history of this here game.

Not including My bans of course...

I ban Awesome for slipping a hint of arrogance in there while praising someone else. *chuckle*

I ban the ever-rarer Crest ban.

*Waves as Crest passes by*

I ban Hammy because BATMAN DOES NOT EAT WAFFLES!

Luckily, I'm not Batman... As far as you know...

I ban Deadpool for making me read that in Batman's voice...

I ban The Ham for not acknowledging my ban, and therefore, my existence.