I would hope it's the entertainment room

WWYDI you knocked on your neighbors door and Jack Sparrow answered it?

I would ask if I could borrow some sugar. Savvy?

WWYDI someone only said Savvy?

They would be exceedingly asnnoying!

WWYDI I gave you all of Gunner's rum?

I wouldn't be working on Gunner right now.

WWYDI after you got all the rum Gunner drank it then made you get it all over again?

Cry.

What would you do if you were stranded in Davy Jones' Locker?

I would wait for the little white crabs to take me away.(like the little men in white coats that come to take crazy people away.)

What would you do if you controlled the Kraken?

Put a leash on him and strut through the towns

WWYDI if you got marooned on Devil's Anvil with Barbosa and Jack the monkey?

Load up me other pirate and TP to him.

WWYDI if you had to choose a new feature of either "walk the plank" or "keel haul"?

Why, I would choose the option to walk the plank.

WWYDI Gunner's quest was made twice as long?

I would drop the quest like a hot potato.
(and by the way, I'd have chosen walk the plank also)

WWYDI Disney allowed you to design 1 emote for your pirate?

I'd design a Flatulence emote since being a Pirate is a right GAS! Har!

WWYDI instead of capturing and sinking a flag ship you were allowed to commandeer it instead?

I'd make the navy dudes row it for making me dead so many times

WWYDI you got surrounded by a gaggle of Storm Reapers with no route of escape?

Sink.

WWYDI if you could have a rear firing cannon on the sailing deck of your frigate(s)?

I would have to rear-end ships (hope mods dont ban this..lol)

WWYDI sumone stuffed tar into all you cannons?

I'd hunt you down, because you had the idea first.

What would you do if every day was Christmas Eve?