Davy realizes he's not in the story, so he and his actions disappear.

aye but then again optimus prime is a SOTL LOLOLOLOL SO OPTIMUS & the atubots just kill jolly cuz they blast him to bits THE END LOLOLOLOLOL

...But alas, Jack I comes in riding on the back of Toby the Magical Moderating Sea Turtle, hoists the sign notated "THE END" back into the teaser curtains, and returns the story to it's continual roll until it should reach 1,000 posts.

Then Carribean Thunder posts right after Jack I does.

Thank you Jack I. Davy_, can you please stop trying to hijack this thread? Honestly, its starting to get on my, and most likely some other people's, nerves.

Where were we? Ah yes!

Susan is stuck at sea for seven days and seven nights with no food or water.

then a rum bottle appears in front her ( full or empty?)








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She picks it up, and holds it to her lips, but it is empty.

She then says, "Why's the rum gone?"

As she pulls down her rum bottle, she sees a seagull sitting on the edge of her dingy, which can only mean one thing!

There's a seagull sitting on the edge of her dinghy.

She kills it for meat, but then realizes she has no fresh water!

Lol Jack, nice one....

So she eats it raw, which she regretted 5 minutes later, for she started to soil the side of her dinghy with upchuck.

Well, when you leave it that open...

But she was sooooo hungry, that that upchuck was soon back in her stomach.

Well, when you leave it that open... ;)

So, with her horribly upset stomach being close to spontaneous combustion, she decided to lay down on the dinghy and wait for death.

So then her buddy named Death comes by in his War Sloop, throws her 10,000 gold pieces, and sails away before she can get back on.