You get a splinter cannon shot at you....


ICOTS!

A splinter ricochets back and hits you.

ICOTS!

Then a seagull poops on you and you fall of the ship.

ICOTS!

But the seagull wasn't finished and poos into your mouth. You fall over the edge.

ICOTS!

I sink your ship, and start sailing mine!
ICOTS!!!

i rase the old ship and fix the damage using parts of your ship which then sinks icots

I decapitate you. ICOTS!!!!

I whack you with a forget-me stick.


ICOTS.

You forget about this game... ICOTS!!

i come back and take control of you then force you to defend me from the rest of these people. ICOTS

He fails in defending you and you both die. ICOTS.

I find you on deck and we engage in a game of tag. You're so scared of me winning, that you jump off the ship.

ICOTS.

I keelhaul you, but only pull you back up halfway. ICOTS

I Flog you.

ICOTS.

i take you to court and you go to prison for torture. i buy everything you own for a penny icots