25 bottles. Yes, you may rejoice, for Jack the rum master is back.

26...

Celebrate, for the Imposter has been demolished...

>_> STEEL..

27. Imposter, you say? Well, let me tell you, ban master, I am 100% a true, blue rum master!

27. Jack is blue?! Has the day come?! Is Jack suffocating? Hooray! Lets party mates!

28 bottles. No, it is not the frumptiuous day, Don't Callooh, Don't Callay. And, I was hoping to not start until after the holidays but....

Davy, your rum tax is needed. 5 barrels by Friday.

29 bottles of Jack trying to enforce rules. You can tell that to my secretary. *points to The Monster*

And no amount of meat will make him turn up any more than a drop of rum.

30 bottles. The Monster can be dealt with easily. Just load up a cannon, and commence the bombardment from afar.

Now, do you want to make the rum tax 10 barrels?

31. Raise it as much as you want. I will not be paying you :)

And you truly think a cannon can stop The Monster? You do realize you just made him angry. If I were you, I would go strand yourself on Outcast Isle for a few years until his anger cools down.

32 bottles. Well then, I'll stop the bombardment, and go incognito.

But don't blame me if that rum stash of yours is missing a few crates and barrels come Saturday morning.

33 bottles. Jack is still trying to get my rum! You know very well what my rum is like mate! Nobody wants that stuff around! Except me and The Monster of course.

34 bottles of you forgetting what game we're playing. Here is MY evidence:

And don't worry, there are other uses for rum besides drinking. Poisoning, Threats, Trading... the list is endless.

35 bottles of Jack editing quotes by me. And Jack, you really don't want to even get NEAR that rum.

36 bottles of Davy's lies. Don't deny what you did.

And why would I waste my time stealing rum? I'll just send one of my many other minions to steal it.

38. Would you prefer me to call them unpaid workers?