I ban Davy for not having this epic pirate time machine.

No picture. Sorry. Use your imagination

I ban Crest for not sharing.

Sharing is caring!

I ban Davy for expecting care from me. I have a limited amount to give.

I ban Crest for not wanting to give. How cruel of you! Not giving to a fellow pirate in need!

I ban Davy for claiming he needs anything other than rum.

I ban Crest because I also need a break from holding The Monster's leash. Your turn.

I ban Davy for giving us Monster Shifts now!

So, we have Tree Shifts, those bloody trees..... Rum Shifts, which I quite like.... and Monster Shifts?

I ban Jack for not appreciating all of his responsibility.

I ban Crest. If you like Jack, you can take Crest's shift of watching The Monster. I think he is still out to get you too!

I ban Davy for banning me, yet speaking to Jack.

I ban Crest for or course he was! Who else would he talk to? He did mention my name, no?

I ban Jack for volunteering to watch The Monster for the next few days! Here's the instructions on how to take care of him:

1) Feed him lots of meat.
2) Don't get any part of your body near his mouth, or you will not see it again.

I ban Davy for I said no such thing! Hitch him on this post over here... it's quite a comfty post!

I ban Jack for thinking a little post can hold back The Monster. Don't worry Jack, I'll make sure that you meet The Monster son ;)

I ban Davy for NOT thinking a little post can hold back the Monster