I ban Davy for spawning another nickname. Along with another one of his puns...

I ban Skiperdoo for not appreciating the joys of bad puns.

I ban Davy for explaining his spectrum of likability.

I ban Skiperdoo for trying to sound smart, and as always failing.

I ban Davy for spelling his name horribly wrong, remember it's D-A-V-Y not S-K-I-P-E-R-D-O-O.

I ban Teacher Skiperdoo for teaching his students how to incorrectly spell.

I ban Davy for trying to give me another nickname, It'll never catch on.

I ban Skipernoob because he can't learn, therefore he can't teach.

I ban TSC for thinking I can't learn.

How else would I be so annoying?

I ban Skiperdoo for believing he learns. Minions don't learn.

I ban Jack

I ban Rich for proving my point. They never learn.

I ban Jack for I do not know what point I proved

I ban Rich, for he forgot how to ban properly.

I ban Jack.