I ban Stealthy for not trying to move up in the ranks by being original.

I ban Crest because I just found out I have no school tomorrow!

I skip McSharky to ban Crest for I own the most original ban, the no-reasson ban.

I ban Stealth because unfortunately that is not a new ban.. I believe that ban has existed for many, many ban threads now.

I ban Julie for defending her favorite ban.

I ban the lurking Sven.... Come out, come out wherever you are. If you ban, I have a special ban for you!

I ban Sven for not coming out so Julie can make a ban worth looking at.

I ban Skip because my bans are plenty worth looking out. I know how to ban tyvm.

I ban Julie for proving my point.

I ban Skip for making illegitimate bans.. No point was proven.

I ban Julie because you created the point by creating a conflicting reason. The point was a spawn of intension, not one of reason.

I ban Skip for thinking using words like 'spawn' will improve the quality of his ban.

I ban Julie for assuming that's all I was thinking of.

Did you know you have to have a wide range of tools in your ban box?

I ban Skip for promoting ban tools.... Don't make me get out my ban stick. Or any of my other banning implements..

I ban Jewels because that must be one dusty toolbox.