too late!
I wish this wish will be corrupted!

Ok, but you don't get 2 more wishes.
I wish I had a taco.

ok, but the monster has touched it
I wish that this wish isnt a wish but really a design for the dead to eat waffles in a smaller yacht, but realize they are eating pancakes and jump overboard, into lava which freezes into a slushe machine and then they get dizzy and puke and the person who owns the machine has to clean and take them out then they turn into the kraken and eat a toaster, which turns into optimus prime and THEN...................

Ok, but the fact that the person that owns the machine has to clean the puke is unacceptable, and therefore nobody is gonna help you with those designs.
I wish that the seven great banners would descend upon me, teaching me the way of the ban.

POOF! wish granted but they teach you all the ways NOT to ban.

I wish for the monster to be friendly if he isn't already.

...Nothing happens... guess you don't know the monster.

I wish for more people to post on this thread.

Wish granted but instead they all post on a thread about pink rabbits.

I wish for A AWESOME ship to sail on

Ok, but the grading system in the caribbean isn't very important. There's AN AWESOME ship over there, but I'm sure you don't want it.

Make the best games from the 90's come back in new form.

Granted but the graphics look like those of pong.

I wish that I can come up with a better wish

Ok, but you need to try first.

I wish that your avatar would change.

Wish granted but I never change it again - i like my little skull :P -

I wish for a yummy dinner

Ok, but you'll have to wait till dinner to actually have it.

I wish for someone to give me an idea for the Rum2 insignia.

Granted... but i have no idea what it is...

I wish to be awesome

Granted, your awesome but you can never be Mr. Awesome.

I wish for a Burnt Staff.

Granted but it turned to ash....

I wish for a non-burnt staff