I ban quotes.

However, she's in the middle of nowhere, so gold is useless, and so she decides to resort back to her death wait.

Death comes along again, and this time throws her a map, and according to the map, she is on an island, so she looks down, and it turns out there was sand below her the whole time.

She bonks herself on the head for being an idiot, and the bonk gives her a concussion.

She lies in the sand, blood pouring from her head.

And right when she is about to perish, a man comes up to her and says, "Aren't you a sight. You look how I feel mate."

Its Pintell, and his noob friend Riagetti!

Did I spell those guys' names right?

Not Ragetti.

Ragetti then loses his eye.. again..

They shoot susan, and now its there story!!

then pintell & regetti meet harry potter & he kills them with AVAD KEDAVRA lol now its all about harry now harry get hits by a spell that makes him go back in time ( review from the books 1-7 let say what happens ready?? GO!)

Susan doesn't die, for it was but a fake gun, and instead the three become pals.

so susan decides to get married to pintel. :laughks2:

But then she sees how ugly Pintell really is, so she decides the three can just be friends.

then they head to port royal, where they meet gov. swan.

And Governer Swann introduces them to Elizabeth.

And then Susan and Elizabeth start talking about the latest clothes and the hottest guys.