I ban Sharky for liking lurkers.

I ban Jacki for lurking.

I ban Davy and Dog for banning Jack.

I ban CST because Mr. Ironbones must be fixing something.

I ban TSC because CST is your name backwards. Does that mean that Sharktooth is the exact opposite of you?!

I also ban TSC because I want my Apprentice Progress Report.

I ban Davy because I already said that a couple pages ago.

I ban CST for pwning DF.

I ban TSC for acknowledging it.

I ban CST for his new initials.

I ban Skip for not knowing the secret techniques of The Art of Ban.

I ban TSC for still not giving me a progress report.

I also ban Skip for being my Noobanner/minion. Now go get me a chicken sandwich.

I ban Sharktooth because all Noobanners belong to me. Therefore I own you, since you are a Noobanner. Now get me some rum. Real, nonpoisoned, good rum.

I ban Davy for thinking I am a noobanner. I am one step up from that... whatever that is.

I ban Sharktooth. Either way, I am Apprenticed to a ban legend, so I am still a better banner than you, so you are my minion. Or would you like to talk to... it.