I ban Skippers because I got it right about the person above me thing.

I ban Sharky for being wrong about the person below him.

I ban Skippers for pwning sharky.

I ban Dog for not giving me reputation.

I ban skippers for over stating the size of his pwnage... it wasn't that good mate.

I ban Dog for his weak little ban.

I ban skippers for thinking that all bans must be strong.

I ban Dog for knowing that all of his bans are weak.

I ban skippers for misinterpreting my words

I ban Dog for doing the same.

I ban Skiperdoo and Dog for confusing themselves.

I ban Davy for interrupting on their fail-fest.

I ban Sharky.

I ban Pirate Guy for his interesting ban.

I ban Sharktooth for what is either Sarcasm, Stupidity, or Both.

I also ban you all a descent night. Notice I didn't say good.