I ban Jack for trying to keep alive an argument that is already dead.

I ban Mrs. Skiperdoo for the most random ban ever.

I ban JS for actually making a valid point. Unimportant but valid.

I ban Skirata for actually getting my point. Unless, he was referring to what I said before it was edited.

I ban the Meaty Muffin Man.

I skip the appealing Davy ban to ban Muffin for actually scouring for a post to exploit.

I ban Jack for acting surprised.

I ban Davy, for would you ever do that? Take such time and effort for one simple ban?

I ban Jack because I would if there was rum involved.

I ban Jack for not putting passion into his bans.

I ban Skiperdoo, for how dare he say I do not put passion into me bans! Ever since I began learning the art of ban I have used passion and feelings in each ban I make! How can you insinuate otherwise!

That was fun.

I ban Jack. as you may know, I am one who follows "The Path of the Ban". The sacred path set upon by the seven great banners. Of course, you're not following the Path of the Ban, so you have no idea what I'm talking about.

I ban Mrs. Skiperdoo for also having no idea what he/she is talking about.

I ban Davy for his potentially big(er) head.

I ban Crestshot for rarely posting on this thread.