I ban andy for not listing said unrelated reason

I ban dog for not reading the post I was banning to figure it out.

I ban andy because you do not ban to gather information.

I ban you because I do ban for information.

I ban you... that is because you are a noobanner and do not know any better

I ban you for a horrible ban that took forever.

I skip ban dog for not banning me yet.

I ban andy because some people have school work to do in the mornings thank you very much
I also ban Andy for double posting... the mods are gonna love you

I ban you for not saying you have to do school work. G2G peace out!

I Ban Andy for leaving us in our time of need! The poor ban game shall remain stagnant throughout the day...
and I ban you for taking on this so called "Skip ban". You can't skip someone if you ban them.

I ban crest because my school work is finished now and I can ban all I want =D

I ban dog for banning for a reason about himself, and I ban crest for saying the thread is in need when it has 600 posts, I also ban crest for not knowing what a skip ban is.

I Ban Andy for questioning my knowledge of the ban game. A skip ban is where you skip someone for another instead of banning them. For Example:

OR

I ban crest for not knowing of the second type of skip ban I just made 0_0 and that when I say 'I skip ban dog' that means I'm skipping the above poster to ban dog.

I ban andy for being such a noobanner that he thinks he has more knowledge than a MASTER banner