I'd grab me handy-dandy voodoo staff out of the closet, lock the dogs in the house behind me, and make kindling.

WWYDI your backyard suddenly turned into Misty Mire?

Well at least I wouldn't have to cut the grass or pull the weeds....lol

WWYDI Jolly Roger turned out to be a real circus clown ... I mean like why is his name Jolly and not Scarey Roger?

I would have to bring out my little pirate, Big Mike Clown Thrower, to defeat him.

WWYDI the only way to beat Jolly's curse was eat the moon?

since the moon is made of cheese..I would buy the proper wine to go with it

WWYDI you had your choice to own the Goliath or the Black Pearl

I would have to choose the Black pearl for the booty, arrrrrrr

WWYDI I had 600 posts?
(600 posts now, LOL)

I'd say get to those school books, Andrew..lol

WWYDI you turned in to a vampire when bit by a vampire bat?

I'd stab a silver stake into my heart and kill myself, for I love garlic like your guys' mothers love you guys. No joke. (I really just like it in oriental dishes mostly, though I do like garlic hot sauce--can't stand regular hot sauce.)

WWYDI I traded you guys in for a bottle of garlic hot sauce?

I'd complain that I wasn't traded for at least a rare old bottle of Rum!

WWYDI Godzilla appeared off of the shores of Port Royal?

I'd say, ' heeeeeere lizard lizard lizard..........' and the save the town from a monster causing the flying pigs to scream ' COME BUY CHICKEN WINGS AT BARBOSSAS BURGER SHACK!!!!!!!'


had to make myself laugh there....... got myself a pretty lonely life here...


WWYDI those pigs would actually do that? swash might shoot em outta the sky and get some pork, is what i think.

Have me an outback BBQ.

WWYDI I stole your ship, took your weapons, your gold, your favorite hat, and that sandwich you were about to eat, hit you with a frying pan, and sailed to world's end and told the story of how I got away with it to baboons that make a strange noise and a weird smell?

wow that's alot of typing lol

O_O O_O O_O whoa. ummmmmm...... for once ed left me spechless:psmiley27:....... he is one of the few pirates who can do that....... i think I would......... errr.... hmm. I dont know WHAT I would do. well, maybe I'd 'borrow' Del's staff and show you real fear......... don't like adding to me list of who can leave me speach less...............



WWYDI I woke you up with a 'nade?

Say 10 more minutes with a bigger grenade.

WWYDI I asked you a question that you did not know the answer to?

I..... don't.......... know. gee, I don't know the answer to that one.



WWYDI I went AFK in the middle of a BB when I was an essential part O' the plan?

Throw you overboard then laugh.

WWYDI I got some of my computer privlages back even though I got bad grades?

I'd tell you to not be on the computer, the grades are infinately more important.

WWYDI Barbosa told you you could have all the gold in his grotto?