I ban Dog. See? Authority reigns over all. Now go make me a sandwich :)

I ban pib for trying to be TSC...

Make that two please.

I ban pib and Davy for I will not make you a sandwich and if I do it will have a grenade on it

I ban Dog. Fine fine. Bring me a soda please. It does not require much manual labor.

I ban pib, I thought I was supposed to bring you the soda?

I ban pib for saying please to a pirate. -hands soda- (because im nice)
I ban sharky for joining us

I ban Sharky. You failed in your duties, but if you still would, it would be greatly appreciated.

I ban pib. -hands soda-

I ban Dog for joining us..

I ban Sharky. Dog has not joined us, he has been here, respecting my authority, has he not?

I ban sharky because I meant for joining us right now...

I ban Dog for joining us in the whole ban game.

I ban sharky for I have only been banning since yesterday.

I ban Sharky for welcoming the already welcomed.

I ban pib for I like to point out noobanners as much as I can...

I ban pib for.... darn I agree with you I can't ban you on that one =/