15 bottlez of solid rum.

16 bottles of rum that I took away from an alien/ninja before he showed it to his superiors that would of shut down this thread.

17 bottles of monster meat rum

18 bottles of backwards mur.

19 bottles of drinkable rum.

20 bottles of rum that is questionable.

21 bottles of there is no such thing as questionable rum. Rum is rum.

22 bottles. Yes there is, fake rum. Doesn't taste quite as good.

23 bottles. Good point.

24 bottles. I iz teh EPIC.

25 bottles. You forgot MY rum. My rum is very special. Isn't it Jackie Wackie?

16 bottles of using davys rum for target practice.

27 bottles of Davy's rum? Nope... this is the mods rum.

MEGA fail by 23......

28 bottles. Can't really argue with Mcsharky there.

29 bottles of authentic rum.