I ban Davy because I refuse to be anyone's minion. Except Jack's, because I get stuff.

I ban Sharktooth because if you serve under me long enough, I can get you the only legitimate Monster Vaccines. Then you can taste the wonders of my rum without risking death, insanity, incurable illnesses, or growing extra eye balls.

I ban Davy because I prefer to take rum from elsewhere.

I ban Sharktooth for not wanting a Vaccine. I'll make you a deal. You be my minion and serve me, and you get the following rewards:

1) Monster vaccines. Only I posses the good ones.
2) Monster Rum. Best rum in the seas. If it doesn't kill you. You'll need a Monster vaccine to drink it.
3) You will be able to call upon The Monster for help whenever you need him.

Thats a far better deal that what Jack is giving, aye?

I ban Davy for begging me to be his minion. Everyone wants me as their minion.....

I'll consider it. Depends of if Jack actually comes on.

I ban Jack because I am not begging. Thats Dog's job. Who is lurking.

I merely am trying to persuade you, as you are a valuable minion, and can do much. I can throw in a bottle of rum a month too.

I ban Davy because I am the most valuable minion of all.

I ban Sharky. And the most good looking minion.

I ban Davy. Me thinks Davy is flattering me so I become his minion.

I ban Sharktooth for not liking my compliments. I meant it from the bottom of my heart.

I ban Davy because I don't think you heart is very kind. Being a pirate and all....

I ban Sharktooth for insulting me. How dare you! You'll make a fine minion.

I ban Davy because you only insulted yourself when you chose to live such a cruel life.

I ban Sharktooth because I have a wonderful life. Especially with minions like you.

I ban Davy for referring to me as his minion. Nothing is official yet.