14 bottles. You want me to make a staff quickly?

15 bottles. Why do we want the Shark here?

16 bottles. He was SUPPOSED to make me a Weapon that was extremely powerful. However, we have not seen this weapon. Once we see it, we shall destroy the Bermuda Triangle Black Hole Aliens.

17 bottles. He is making THE weapon.


- dramatic music plays -

18 bottles. I hope Sharky hurries, the dissenter can only hold them off for 3 more days.

19 bottles. I just hope it isn't the Rum Stick...

20 bottles. I can make a staff.

21 bottles. Should I make a backup weapon in case Sharky doesn't finish his in time?

22 bottles. I need no more rum weapons. I just need to see Sharky's work.

23 bottles. Come on Sharky. BTW jack it isnt a rum weapon.


Before I became a minion, I journeyed to find the right metals and such to make the perfect weapon. I have them now.

24 bottles. I just got word that if Sharky doesn't finish his weapon within 2 hours, the National Guard will take matters into their own hands.

25 bottles. You had to bring the National Guard into this?

26 bottles. Sigh... I still need to eliminate rum taxes in all of the colonies...

I'll be in Hew Hampshire, persuading the 'guv to get rid of the tax if you need me.

27 bottles. No, I did not contact them, they contacted me.

27 bottles. Where do you want me Jack?