I ban Davy for rarely posting on this thread... With good posts.

I ban Skiperdoo for thinking there is a path to ban. There is no single road to mastering anything. There are many roads, all intertwined. Many will lead to a dead end. Some will lead to another journey. Several will allow you to achive a lesser form of what you wished for. But, only one fufills your dream. And to reach that, sacrifices must be made.

So, decide. What road will you travel?

I ban MP for those spam... boxes.

I also ban Jack for thinking "The Path to the Ban" doesn't exist. It in fact does exist, and yes, there are other paths to achive "Ban Nirvana". However, if you wish to take another path, you'll end up like Davy.

I ban Muffin for eating too much of himself, and apparently his brain.

I shall spell this out slowly!

YOU NO MASTA BANNA!

I ban Jack for spelling it out a bit too slowly.

I ban Skip for being wrong. I spelled it out to fast.. that muffin is going to spontaneously combust!

I ban Jack for typing so fast, his computer couldn't register the second "o" in his "too".

Beats me, he doesn't follow the path.

IBY for posting like Crest, but with bad grammer.

I ban Skiperdoo, for in the end, it's up to the master banners to decide who will become a new master of the ban. And currently, it looks like Davy Fireskull is the one "The Prophecy" spoke of.

I also ban Muffin, for I know that there are only 3 master banners in active duty. Crest, Skirata, and Dr. Sban. Although, Dr. Sban is somewhat.. lacking on his posts. And I know that when you said you were a master banner, both Crest AND Skirata disputed otherwise.

So, I reason you are merely a regular banner.

I then shall ban Sven O'Smythe, for banning never in a blue moon.

I ban JS because there's only 4 Masters. SvenO The Funny, Skirata The Mean, Jules The Genteel, and Crest The Wise.

I ban all of you for bringing up Star Wars. I also ban you all for being strange and bringing up meditation and philosophical stuffs. I finally ban TSC for forgetting me in his Master Banners list. -flex-

I ban Cat for making me laugh.

I ban TSC for laughing.