I'd ask him if has been taking his meds....

WWYDI your crew attempted a mutiny on ya?

Throw bottles of rum and shiney rocks at them while eating a nice big piece of turkey.

WWYDI I threw bottles of rum and shiney rocks at you while eating a nice big piece of STEAK?

I catch the bottles so's I could drink them and check the shiny rocks for gold...u can keep the steak

WWYDI all the Royal navy dudes manifested into Assasins while you were fighting them?

id jut kill all of tehm with my cutlass =]


WWYDI u passed teh flying duchmen on the sea?

Gather me crew and go out for a fight!

WWYDI Jolly Roger was in yer closet?

Shut the door quickly and bolt it! Then ignore the noise he makes trying to get out....

WWYDI Davy Jones crashed your next guild partee?

If I had too much rum, I'd ask him "Did you fear death?"

WWYDI the curse was changed from PvP to SvS?

I'd freeze up and get booted as has become my regular of late..lol

WWYDI all the skellys, undead, dire wasps, scorps, etc from the woods on Port Royal attacked the town simultaneously?

I'd ask "What would Lizzy do?"

What would you do if you had Kraken breath?

I'd be a hermit probably...no one would want to be around me...Even difficult for another Kraken...lol

WWYDI Sumone sold ya Jack Sparrow's hat and he caught ye wearing it?

Throw a rock at him then run.

WWYDI I cooked The Kracken with my staff and ate it?

Hand ye sum TUMS!!! Oh and a breath mint.....

WWYDI someone stole ye wardrobe from the tailors??

Hunt them down then laugh at them cuz my clothes are too big for the average pirate.

WWYDI I thought I was Ghost Rider?

Send ya to therapy...

WWYDI u discovered Lizzy was actually a lizard and not a pirate?

I think we all already knew that.

WWYDI Lizzy forgot her rum?