I ban Sharktooth for it doesn't need to be official.

I ban Davy because that is the only to make it for reals.

I ban Sharktooth for trying to resist me. You will give in. You know you want the Monster Rum.

I ban Davy because I don't want it. It will hurt me.

I ban CST for not listening to DF.

I ban TSC for being a ban master.

I ban Seaking for being a ban noob.

I ban Skippers. I guess that works....

I ban Sharky. Yes, it does.

I ban Skippers for our lack of creativity.

I ban Sharky. Did nobody notice my new user title??

I ban SC because I did.

I ban Jack who probably is posting before me.

EDIT: I guess not. In that case, I ban Sharktooth's dancing cat.

I ban Sharky for chatting with Davy about employment. But I'm certain you were just making small talk, aye?

AYE?

I also ban Davy for being wrong. And for trying to take all of my minions. They must choose their minionship.... Rum? Or Ban? In Ban Minionship, you get to ban your enemies. In Rum Minionship, you get rum.

I ban Jack.

Nay.