I ban Dog for skipping my awesome insult to all the Noobanners... /sigh

I ban TSC for not assisting me in teaching these Noobanners. Its a big job for one man! Especially when I need to continue making you sandwiches. *hands TSC sandwich*

I ban Davy for bowing so low in TSC's presence that his nose goes BELOW the ground.

I ban DF because I don't want to make them cry. Or get in trouble with The Mods like I used to.

I ban Crest for coming up so aggressive. I am The Mean Master remember?

I ban TSC for being evil to newer banners and for skipping the great master of the rum above you.

I ban Crestshot for not knowing that two objects cannot occupy the same space at the same time.

I ban TSC for trying to come up with an excuse to help me in my training of the Noobanners.

I ban you both for making me lose my sanity

I ban Davy for ignoring his loyal dog, and expecting me to not attempt to defy the laws of physics through wittiness.

I ban Dog for placing that on THEM. We all know the sanity was gone long ago.

I ban Crestshot because I gave the meddling dog an edit ban.

I ban Crestshot again for blaming Dog for his insanity. I second that.

I ban Davy for somehow reading that I blame Dog for his own insanity. You can't second something that doesn't exist!

I ban Crestshot for wording her bans poorly, therefore having poor bans.

I ban Davy for calling me a meddeling dog...

I ban Scooby-Doo for not getting my reference.

I Ban Davy for throwing new nicknames around all over the place today.

I ban Cresvy for not pulling out some old ones.

I ban Davy for trying to rekindle something.