I ban Andy because she never gave up, she won the argument and you kept banning after she left.

I ban MA for: can you tell me a quote of how she won?

I ban Andy for trying (please note the word) to pwn me when I'm not here. I do have better things to do, my friend.
I also ban him for not watching the player made evolution of ban game rules in his research of ban history.

I ban Crest for helping speed it up.

I skip ban Andy because there is a pwn just for you in her rule book, whether or not you read it is you're fault.

I ban Awesome for trying to put new words into my rule book and mouth.

I ban Crest because I play by the original rules. Now I'm bored of this SEA YA!

I ban Andy for being ignorant of three years of ban history.

I ban Andy for going all the way back into the past, rather than stay with us here in present day. Much more fun here, mate. You never know what's coming.
I ban Awesome for calling it ignorance, rather than stubbornness.

I ban Crest because it is both.

I ban Crest because if you want people to play by modern rules, you should actually write them down somewhere in the modern ban game

I ban Andy for telling my fellow Master what to do. Things evolve.

I ban you both for expecting a new person to know what to do, not tell them, and not expect them to not ask for it, now I have to go.

I ban Andy for leaving... two pages of bans ago!

I ban TSC for interrupting my teachings/rantings, and helping them along.