Borrow it then say nothing.

WWYDI I figured out I'm not really Ghost Rider, but actually Spider-man?

Catch u in a glass and stand on a chair pointin at u and screaming til some one came n put u out the door.

WWYDI You woke up tomorrow and u only had pirate clothes to wear to work?

Arr, I'd be telling me co-workers ta walk the plank!

WWYDI your War Frigate got stolen by a scurvey pirate?

Stock up on Limes, and throw bottles at em, while havin' me a kraken smoothie.



WWYDI I stole you ship, hit you over the head with a chicken, kick ye in the rear of yer ship, laugh, sail to the worlds end, and tell the demon squirals about how I discovered monkey - chicken stew, while evil baboons led an attack on ilsa de McDonalds and then bring me a Big Mac Bat to eat?

I'd wake you up, for that could only happen in your dreams.

WWYDI you dug up a chest for a quest and found a peanut inside?

What any other smart pirate would do. Eat half of the peanut, put the other half back in the chest, and then hand other the chest.

WWYDI you were given a chance to join the Game Master's Guild?

Jump on that chance in a heartbeat!

WWYDI you opened the game on Christmas Morning and Santa in his sleigh was flying through the sky?

Id shoot it with ma cannons and take all of the treasures.

WWYDI Tortuga had no more rum or salty wenches?

Move to another island for the rum...salty wenches-nutter story for this salty wench

WWYDI you woke up Christmas mornin and found out it was December 26th??

Build a time machine so I can stop myself from drinking all that rum and fix the Universe.

WWYDI the sea turned into rum, and Gunner wouldn't let you have any?

Desolate his shack with him in it and drink the sea to me heart's content

WWYDI Captain Sparrow turned out to be your brother in disguise?

Shoot Im on da spot............ I HATE MY BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!


WWYDI I asked a question thats all witty and confusing, and you give a boring answer?

I'd give a boring answer. Quite the unwitty question there mate, as ye answered yeself.

What would you do if Jack Sharkbane left the forums? (If you respond Jack, You may answer this question instead: What would you do if Edward Ironbones left the forums?)

I would wonder why he left.

WWYDI Disney made the Founder's coin available to Active paid members who have had active accounts for 6 months or more?

Put it under me pillow...

WWYDI Jack Sparrow offered to buy your ship...but not with shiney...with bottles of Rum?