Myths and Legends beats that.

Two barrels of rum and a monkey with a pistol beats that 8)

My super magical powerful voodoo staff beats monkey with a pistol.... i hope thats not the undead monkey

Waking up beats those dreams.

Taking a nap beats waking up.

War Frigate beats skirata

Lizzy sailing beats a War Frigate ;)

Not knowing how to play this game beats that.

Spyro the Dragon's fire breath beats skirata.. oh that had to hurt lol

The final boss in that old game beats that.

Bad games beat that.

You have to beat the post not the poster.

Lara Croft beats that lol

Indiana Jones beats that.

Batman beats that.

Fantastic Four beats that