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Then maybe you should wish for one.
I wish that my printer would come alive and talk to me while I lecture it about life. |
Granted, but it falls asleep during the lecture.
I wish for a house. |
Granted, but its upside down.
i wish for a cake bomb. |
Granted, but it's already exploded.
I wish for an arcade hacking system. |
Granted, but it hacks your computer and reveals intelligence to our enemies. (ie Jolly)
I wish for a dog. |
Granted, but my pet tiger eats it.
I wish for a pet tiger. (for real) |
Granted, but it just ate you.
I wish for a legendary blunderbuss. |
Granted, but it requires legendary ammo that costs 1000 gold per shot.
I wish for an adorable kitty cat. |
Granted, but that kitty cat has a gun and knows how to use it.
I want a rum1. |
Granted, but I drink it
I wish for unlimited inventory space |
Granted but you can only use 1 spot...
I wish for NO inventory space |
Granted, but you cant use weapons
I wish for 100,000 gallons of Fine Altoona Rum!!! (I made that up :)) |
Granted, but Fine Altoona Rum is a mixture of Skeleton, Voodoo and Gunpowder rum.
I wish for a red beard. |
Granted, but its huge and u have to donate blood to make it red. (Give up all blood)
I wish for El Patron's lost sword |
- POOF -
Wish is granted but you lost it. I wish for a sword that has been lost once recovered twice and lost thrice more times ! |
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