I ban Jack for banning banishing of the banning but not banning the ban but also not banning.

I ban Doggy for stealing my way of confusing Jackie.

I ban Crest for being too slow. Lightning fingers are needed for banning.

I ban Jack because I have lightning fingers. Sickness, however, impedes them.

I ban Luckie for banning an ill person. Shameful.

I ban Jack for he would have done the exact same thing.

I ban Crest for not realizing I already have. Ban? Yes. Steal rum from? No. Unless it's a mild cough.

I ban Jack for going backwards in time.

I ban Crest for not using the appropiate term, flashback.

Flashback! WHOAAAA!!!

I ban Jack. BOOM

I ban Davy for not staying away so we can have a party

I ban Crest, for no party is complete without moi.

I ban Crestshot for talking about parties