I ban Davy for not giving me time to edit, thus, reading my old post.

I ban Davy and Jack because I don't know which I is. Rum Minion or Ban Minion?

I ban Sharktooth because you don't want to be a rum minion. As a rum minion, you must keep the rum from pirates. You don't get to drink it. As a Ban Minion, you can graduate after some learning, and perhaps become a Ban Master!

I ban Davy. So are you trying to recruit Sharky as a Rum Minion or a Ban Minion.

I ban SC. Both, maybe. I am a valued prospect....

I ban Davy for giving Sharky false dreams and information.

Have you not seen the current Ban Masters? They are indecisive. What one says, another disagrees with. And, did I and do I not pay my minions with a barrel of rum each month? That's equal to 300 bottles!

It is possible to become both a Ban and Rum Master, but you can not be a minion of both trades at the same time. So, pick the smart choice.

I ban the nonexsitent guest.


Btw Jack, I need more info before joining a cause.

I ban Jack for still owing me two barrels of rum.

I also ban you for encouraging Sharktooth to be a Ban Minion. It is the smart choice indeed.

I ban Jack. So I should be a Rum Minion then? 0_o

EDIT: I ban Davy for saying a should be a Ban Minion. WHICH IS IT???????????????

I ban the lot of ya.

Let me get this straight: Who is the Rum minion recruiter and who is the Ban minion recruiter?

IBY for not being attentive.

Jack = Rum Minion recruiter.

Davy = Ban Minion recruiter.

I ban Stealthy for wishing for more information. Very well....

RUM MINIONSHIP MEMBERSHIP INFORMATION:

"The best things in life aren't free. But, rum is still worth the cost."

Rum is a valuable commodity in the Caribe. It fuels both sailor and Pirate alike. But, it has become increasingly scarce and expensive. That's why, at Wackie Jackie's Rum Industries, we try to fix this problem. Currently, we're trying to build a special item, called the Drink Replicator. Once perfected, it will be able to copy rum exactly as it is put in, making the rum drought a thing of the past. Soon rum shall be plenty!

All employees get the following:

* One barrel of above-average rum a month
* A Drink Replicator as soon as production commenses.
* A good working environment.
* Friendly faces to work around.

So, join Wackie Jackie's Rum Industies. Working for a better tomorrow, today.

I ban Jack because the rewards for being a ban minion are far better. Did I mention we can ban those silly Rum Masters to death and then take the rum?

Hmm... Now where is Davy? I ban that ever present not there guest.

I ban Davy, for once the Drink Replicator is perfected, there will be no need to fight over rum! We can just reproduce the same heavenly drink! Do you not see the logic of it?