Not Guilty, although I have done it with one ship.

Have you ever kicked somebody off your SvS ship?

Guilty. Noobs that steer when you try to repair...

Have you ever been a light sloop trap in SvS?

Not Guilty.

Have you ever been the highest scoring ship in the SvS seas?

Guilty.

When you were a baby pirate, did you ever attack a Revenant/Phantom, just to see what it would do? (This was before Death Omens). Then wonder what the heck the blue balls of evil were?

Guilty, being the curious pirate I am.

Have you ever went to Abassa just so you could see how loud it is?

Guilty.. Then I report all the glitchers and trash-talkers, while I'm there.

Have you ever stayed up till 3 am chatting with a friend?

Not guilty.

Have you ever took a trip to Tormenta with a pirate under lvl 5?

Guilty, then I ran for my life.

When you were a baby pirate, did you get excited when you were able to get onto a War Frigate?

Not guilty, was too excited I was sailing a light galleon!

Did you master fishing in less than a day?

Chris Ironhawk is pleading Not Guilty. Took me about a week.

Did you master your basic pirate in less than 2 days?

Not Guilty, took me 2 years. ( took a 2 year break from game )

Have you ever seen a dozen Game Masters all in 1 hour?

Oh so guilty.

Have you ever killed Timothy Dartan instead of DH because DH was too crowded?

Pleading guilty.

Whenever you get a Famed weapon, does your heart skip a beat?

Not Guilty, it stops.

If you had 3 Mercer's Blades, would you be willing to trade them all for 1 El Patron's Lost Sword?