Marvel in general beats that.

Disney bought marvel so disney beats that ha ha ha

All of these angry posters beat Disney (but not Walt, they can't beat him).

my pirate beats that

MY pirate beats that.

me throwing a baseball bat beats that lol

Me pitching the ball beats that.

DTP girly throw beats that...

... Sorry mate, you had a good set up.

armada of undead skeletons with baseball bats beat that lol

Land defenses and Sea Mines beat any ship... because Armadas are made of boats.

Air raid of undead skeletons with baseball bats beat that

Anti Aircrafts guns beat those.

Army of undead skeletons with baseball bats sneak up while anti aircraft guns are distracted and beat that lol

Armored support and hidden troops ambush anyone trying to sneak in.

jolly invades and beats that