Granted, but it requires level 31 sword.

I wish for a SOTL to be my own.

- POOF!!!! - Granted.... But every "noob" says its theirs and sink it cause they think its awesome.


I wish for lvl 1 sword lol

Granted, but it has -1 attack.

I wish for more reputation.

Granted.... but it's negative rep.


I wish for negative rep

Granted, but getting a negetive lvl bans you automaticaly

I wish to be able to post stuff from Memebase on here

Granted, but good luck handling a Queen Ant Regiment all to yourself.

I wish for a higher post count.

granted... but the hat is so shiny it attracts aliens and you get abducted.

i wish for The Lost Sword.

You lose it.

I wish that you would lose The Game.

Granted but somehow you win the game


I wish for a found sword

Granted... but every time you use it, you lose health and the enemy gains health.

I wish for a pet chicken.

Granted but Big Phil beats you up for taking his chicken.


I wish to be the most high and supreme ban master that is so mighty it makes TSC cry!

Granted... but TSC has tears of fire, which drip onto your foot and burn it.

I wish for a Level 100 pirate. ;)

Granted, but you ban yourself

I wish for a rare grenade