I ban Davy because we can hide them... or something. Jack rewards are quite enticing....

I ban Sharky!

BAN! BAN! BAN!

I ban Sharktooth, because Monster Rum cannot be replicated. We can make our own replicator too.

I also would like to introduce you all to PIB, my new minion.

I ban Pib for falling for the trap.

I ban Sharky for not noting my benefits.

I ban pib. I'll be concocting that vaccine as soon as I can. Expect it within a week or two. Very hard to make you know.

I ban Davy for 1) not noticing I already have those vaccinations created, and 2) trying to copy my rum industry. Seeing that the ban industry is not too profitable?

I ban the lot of you again. Youre confusing me...

I ban Stealthy for not knowing that pib is Davy's Apprentice, and that vaccinations are needed to withstand the Monster's fumes and poison.

I ban Jack for having inside information.

-grabs by collar- Who do you work for!?!

I ban Jack because Monster Bacteria adapt. The vaccines you have don't work anymore. Only I can access the real ones.

I ban pib for saying I work for anybody. There's only one thing I work for. UNLIMITED RUM!

And don't try to understand where I get my info. I have my ways.

I also ban Davy for thinking I don't understand what to do. Whenever I see the vaccine is no longer performing to standard, I simply take another sample from that horrid thing and create a new vaccine. It does give me a horrible illness for a while, getting the bacteria, but it's worth it.

I ban Jack for making up info.

I just flat out ban Davy. Lets get back on track, aye?

I ban Stealthy. Aye, lets get back on track. May I interest you in this flyer about becoming a Ban Minion?