I ban Skippers for using weird words like therefore.

I banneth Dog, for he doth use thy words poorly.

I second that ban. Doggeth is thy weird one.

I ban you all for trying to even attempt to imitate Shakespearean language.

I ban Crest, for I thought it was Shakespearian?

I ban you all for making me think of Romeo and Juliet.

"Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?"

"I do bite my thumb, sir."

"Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?"

"No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir; but I bite my thumb, sir."

I ban Shakespeare talk.

I ban Shark for banning a classic.

I banneth thee.

I wondereth if Old English is consideréd foreign tongue.

I ban Davy because I wondereth if thou can stop talking like that.

I banneth Sharktooth for biting his thumb.

I ban Davy because I don't bite my thumb. I suck my thumb.

I ban Sharktooth the baby.

I ban Davy for thinking only babies can suck their thumbs.

I ban Sharktoooth for not knowing that sucking your thumb for excessive periods of time can cause your teeth to arrange strangely.