I ban MA because the same can be said about MA.

I ban MA because you've probably never written a Star Wars fanfiction before. :p

and yes, it's horrible.

I ban Skip because the whole EU is fanfiction, yet almost everything you said right now comes from there.

I ban MA for being the scruffy looking noobanner.

I ban Skip for being a nerf herder.

I ban MA because I don't have too many of those guns.

I ban Skip because a Nerf gun is just as good as any blaster, you should get some more, might come in handy with the impending zombie apocalypse.

I ban MA and this zombie speak, it got a bit tiring after the 42nd mentioning.

Also, I ban this Star Wars related banning scheme, it's best to give MA a chance.

I ban Skip for admittng his fanfiction is horrible. That bad huh? I was going to give it a chance...

I ban MA because it's actually not that bad, but you'll never find it, never!

I ban Skip for contradicting himself.

I ban MA because it was a clever ploy to keep you away from it, now look at what you've done!

I ban Skip for trying to get me to read his fanfiction. But I will never read it, never!

I ban MA because you know you want to read it...

I ban Skip because if I wanted to read Star Wars fanfiction I would pick up a Start Wars comic book.