I ban J because I don't know this person named everyone, and because I don't think he sounds like TSC.

I ban Tib because everyone is no one and everything is nothing and Peanut Brittle is Chocolate and Sand is Carbonite and fish are cucumbers and sand is pineapples made of hotsauce with a dash of cinnamon over an open fire in the forest on a cool night with a full moon and no werewolves that fight vampires over a... you know what I have completly gone off topic and would like to ask you to ignore that very long and repetitive run-on sentence which may contain countless errors and-- *faints*

I ban Hulking Deadpool. It doesn't matter why, I just do.

I ban TSC for scaring away all of the Noobanners.

I ban DF because someone had to set all the ducks in a row.

I ban andy because ducks are just a myth.. like daytime television and all day marathons.

I ban Deadpool because the cake is a lie.

I ban TSC because this statement is false.

I ban andy because this is a fact:smiley32::smiley-technik043::pcpunch::banghead::smiley-technik014::argue: :45:

I ban Deadpool for never finding that brain of his.

I ban TSC because we don't need it anymore. We have a Hulk.

I ban AS for __________________.