A thingymabob beats There is a better one but I cannot think of the name.

A thing-A-mabob beats A thing-Y-mabob... everyone knows that!!

A regular thingy beats that.

Duracell beats that

Disney beats Duracell.

DOW beats just plain disney

DOW Jones beats DOW... yes I watch the news.

Me not watching a lot of news beats that.....

reading the news beats watching the news.

Getting the news online beats reading it......

Getting the news from someone else that read it is even better.....

Getting news from a group of people who get their info online beats that........

getting no news beats that.

Having there be no news to tell beats that

cartoons beats news.

Reality TV beats cartoons.........

no TV beats that.

Computer beats no TV.. all shows are online nowadays...

no internet beats that.

Invention of New internet that doesn't need internet to run:psmiley27:!! (try and make sense of that one LOL)

V8 beats that.

V12 beats that.........

:laughks2:

Rocket Engine Beats that... ;)

Pulls a bunch of important looking wires beats that.....

putting pulled wires back beat pulled wires

cutting wires beats that.

new wires beats cut wires

Blow torch melts wires.....

water hose beats blow torch.

Turning off water main takes care of water from hose.....

Sledge hammer beats turned off water main

Hack saw cuts handle off sledge hammer......

ooooooooooooo u not nice to me sledge hammer

Cujo beats hack saw (takes it from Aka and buries it)

Distracting Cujo with Undead Grenadier beats Cujo..........

muzzle beats distracted Cujo

Poor cujo... takes off muzzle beats muzzle....

Steak distracts Cujo.......

Stump distracts Cujo from steak..

Here Cujo!!..... Fetch!!

Staff beats Stump.....bub-bye now

Ax Chops up Staff...

Ore Smelter melts Ax (and the handle burns to a crisp ;) )

An ore smelter smelter smelts the ore smelter... hehe

Something beats that.

Someone beats Something.......

anyone beats someone.

everyone beats anyone...........

Stone Cold Steve Austin beats everyone!
Why? Because Stone Cold said so!

Time for the Stone Cold Stunner.......but wait....here comes Dusty Rhodes The American Dream....nobody touches that.....

Macho Man Randy Savage beats him! *ooooohhhhh yyyeeeaaa!* :D

Whatcha gonna do when the Hulk goes wild on you brotha????!! Hogan rules and takes down Savage....

The Undertaker beats Hulk Hogan.

Bad Tuna sandwich puts the Undertaker in the restroom for hours....match forfeited.....Tuna beats Undertaker....lol

Ham and cheese sandwich beat tuna sandwich.

Pastrami on Rye with Swiss Cheese and Deli Mustard beats Ham and Cheese......

roast beef and extra swiss on wheat beats pastrami on rye

Philly Cheese Steak beats roast beef and extra swiss.....

The Rock eats your sandwichs! hehe :D

Stone Cold beats The Rock

Rick O'Connel from "Them Mummy Returns" Beats the Rock as "The Scorpion King" with the Spear of Osiris.........

John Cena beats Stone Cold.....

Rey Mysterio beats John Cena

Nature Boy Rick Flair beats Rey Mysterio......Wooooooooo!

Kane beats Ric Flair!
Kane: -Evil Laugh-

Undertaker beats Kane

HBK Beats Undertaker!

Sterroid Overdose beats HBK ;)

No need for sterriods if ya drink yer Vitamin D!!! They give you IRONBONES... had to say it...

Vitamin C beats Vitamin D (comes first in alphabet lol)

Vitamin B beats Vitamin C (comes first in alphabet lol)

Vitamin A beats all the vitamins..

Centrum has all vitamins. I beats vitamin A.

Rainbows beats Centrum.... (see if ye can figure that out lol)

Spectrum comes from Rainbow....beats it as well.
The spectrum does not, however, contain all the colors that the human eyes and brain can distinguish. Unsaturated colors such as pink, and purple colors such as magenta are absent, for example, because they can only be made by a mix of multiple wavelengths. Both water and glass can be used to demonstrate dispersion; a glass prism yields an optical spectrum from white light, and rainbows are an ideal example of natural refraction of the visible spectrum.

Google beats all that typing you had to do......... that n copy and paste LOL

Knowing how to surf smarter (key search phrases) in conjunction with Google beats Google by itself.....

smashing the computer with a hammer beats the computer, and ends surf
(lets get back to using objects lol)

Stun gun prevents the ability to smash anything.. let along move.

glue gun beats stun gun.

Bubble gum beats glue gun......lol

Bubba Gump (Shrimp Co) beats Bubble Gum...........

Krusty Burger beats Bubba Gump.

The Krusty Krab beats Krusty Burger :D

The chum bucket beats the Krusty Krab... (at least in Plankton's eye lol)

King Neptune destroys Bikini Bottom.....

Poseidon beats King Neptune.......

A big wave turns The Poseidon over.

lightning electricutes the water and everything in it

Lightning McQueen beats electrocuting lightning.

Herbie Fully Loaded beats Lightning McQueen... in some far away place, at least.

The Batmobile beats Herbie
Bart Simpson: Hey Comic Book guy!
Comic Book Guy: What Im reading the new aqua man issue
Bart Simpson: Comics are for nerds, to that fat mobile! :D

Transformers beat the batmobile..........

A wrench takes apart the transformers, Hehhehehehehe

Fire melts wrench....

Bucket of water puts out fire......

Sub degree temperatures freeze bucket of water.....

Toss bucket into Caribbean....bub-bye bucket.....lol

Global Warming dries up the Caribbean.... OH! Hello again bucket! :D

Global Freezing ends Global Warming......

Jack's Oddness wakes you up... BOW TO ME!!!!