Granted, you get a dinghy!

I wish for the ability to know when people post on the Activites without having to check the Activites forums.

Granted, but u go blind and have no use for it
I wish i could turn into a SHINY ROCK!

Granted, but your friend is shinier than you.

I wish to be a level 60!

Granted but disney says u hacked the game and bounces you to lvl 0 with 1 health.
I wih i was a black hole

Granted, but so is your brain mate! So all that knowledge goes in, but never comes back out... :P

I wish for food.

Granted, but it's poisoned

I wish for Raven's Cove to have easier access to the mines.

Granted, but its such bad weather the whole world floods

I wish that something bad happens to the person who grants my wish

Granted, I get 2 bottles of rum! Why thank ye!

I wish that my streak of finding good weapons will continue.

Granted, it's called being Basic access.

I wish to be able to Knock Out people who try to take over my ship's helm.

Granted, but their the lightest black possible.. Grey.

I wish for 5 Lost Sword of El Patron's.

granted but somebody hacks yer account and deletes ur strongest pirates

i wish for bazookas in the game

Granted, but they're really dark ages kind of stuff.. They go by the name.. Grenades.

I wish to be able to find every cursed blade.

Granted, but you have to pay extra for each pirate going over.

I wish that the Raven's Cove quest was to at least lvl 20 pirates.

granted but grenades get no rep wat so ever
i wish for no school for 26 days this year

granted but you go tho school 16 hours a day 366 days a year for the rest of eternity.

i wish for $0.30

Granted, but its monopoly money.

I wish for a plank of wood.

Granted, but they have passed their expiration date by.... 3 years.

I wish for a cutlass. A REAL cutlass.

Oh, so you can't handle a imaginary cutlass? Fine. Granted, here's your rusty 2 decade old cutlass.

I wish Davy wouldn't alter his wishes slightly in order to get what he wants.

Granted, but then it gets boring.

I wish someone other than Jack Shipsteel would grant my wishes.

granted but you wouldn't win any money

i wish the conclave would succeed

Granted, but it becomes a mega guild which soon becomes a society that eats lizards!

I wish for colombus to get on my roof so I can push him off. (He wasn't a great guy.)

Granted, but his ghost gets mad at you and haunts you for eternity!!!!

I wish that El Patron would come and have a friendly lunch with me.

Sorry Davy, your Jack Shipsteel not granting your wish wish, is denied!

And now for your current wish... Granted, but El Patron is greedy, and drinks all of the rum!


I wish El Patron was harder to beat.

granted, he is now a level 200000 boss with all the powers of a rage ghost plus the healing.

I wish davy would stop banning so many people.

Granted, but what you find scars your mind forever.

I wish I had the powers of a Rage Ghost, except I was completely stun immune and unfreezable.

Granted, but your much more scary, and everybody abandons the Cove.

I wish that there was a legendary weapon with 200+ attack, and I had it!

granted but another weapons comes out with 500 attack and you want it so badly

i wish people would give me time to think between posts!

Wish Denied

I wish for something good to happen other than pure bad luck =(

granted, but bad luck isn't good :P

i wish trading would just come onto test already!

granted but it crashes the game every time u use it
i wish for the old islands back ( just doesnt seem right with old music and new islands )

granted but there are only half the size

i wish for no more stupid minigames to come

Granted but they took all the servers and islands execpt abassa and tortuga.

I wish for something weird that doesnt hurt meh

Granted, you get to go to a place I call... Rumrunner's Isle! Yeah, not all twistings are bad.

I wish the ban game went at least a little slower.

Granted, but now it takes 893024782852351234129305719305435346313546436291x( 4x85327629304) hours for someone to post!

I wish for the ban game to go faster!

Granted, but it's faster than the speed of light.

I wish for the ban game to go at a normal pace.

Also, we've brought the Ban Game over to every thread, have we not?

granted but it becomes to "normal" which is boring

i wish that this wish will get corrupted (Paradox time)

Granted, and it gets corrupted in the most weird way possible.. It is now the ban game on this thread!

Nah, jusk kidding.

I wish that time travel was possible.

granted, but you can only go a day back in time

Since Cap'n Jason forgot to wish..

I wish Cap'n Jack Sparrow's clothing was accessible to wear in-game.

granted but the graphics are so good they crash your computer

i wish we had weather

Granted, you get hurricanes 24/7.

I wish the Kraken was in-game now.

Granted, but it eats you and your pirate is deleted

I wish that I had the Kraken fried up and served as calamari on my dinner plate (big dinner plate...)

Granted, but you get sea food poisoning.

I wish Davy Jones would come forth and start attacking us on the seas.

granted, but he kills anyone who takes out a ship in 2 seconds flat

i wish i didn't accidently make a wish in the guilty or not guilty thread

Denied.

I wish for umlimited dagger ammo.

denied

i wish for pie ( and not 3.14 )

Granted, have some skeleton pie! On the house!

I wish for me own stash of rum.

granted but jack sparrow finds u in his secret stash and tortures u:laughks2:

i wish for popsicles

Granted, here's your melted popsicle juice!

I wish I wasn't tired.

granted but somebody mentions something in yer sleep " grenades "

i wish for sleep

Granted, you get nightmares.

I wish that I had a famed staff.

granted but your screen turns blue i wish for bacon

Granted, but's it way too soft.

I wish for a nice, comfty, made bed.

Granted, but it's so comfy you stay forever and DIE.

I wish to be able to do some cool fingerboard moves.

Lol Jibby Jig Jibbster... I loled when I read your granting...

Granted, but stupid me, not knowing what that is, gives you a hungry, Jibby-eating lion.

I wish to have a professional Dance Group consisting of..... RAGE GHOSTS!

Granted, but whenever they perfrom for others, they kill the judges.

I wish Rage Ghosts could zombie dance.

granted but they turn into zombie pirates and eat yer brains
i wish that alligies never existed ugh -_-

denied ......wait granted it has locusts in it

i wish that nobody would squish wooly worms they are to cute

Granted, now monsters squish them, for they are things.

I wish trading was in-game!

denied

i wish for lobsters

Granted, you get Navy Soldiers, otherwise known as Lobsterbacks!

I wish for another Navy Fort, with mucho opponents.

granted but they are lv 1 and do damage close to a rage ghost

i wish for new ships ASAP!!!

Granted, but they sail for the EITC and Navy, not for us.

I wish for new weapon types!

granted but its a rusty staff

i wish for targets to practice our shooting on

Granted, but in order to get them you must travel back to the old Port Royal.

I wish that Shipwreck Cove was in-game.

granted but u sink yer own ship there

i wish for davy jones

Granted, but he kills you and sends your pirate to Davy Jone's locker. Which means he's deleted.

I wish for rum.

Granted, it's called being a pirate!

I wish that Halloween decorations were present in-game.

granted but no-one can see them i wish for $2.99.

Granted, but its funny money! :D

I wish for meat. Oh no, I see where this is going......

Granted, but it's tainted with traces of gunpowder.

I wish for me rum stash to remain a secret.

granted but u later find out its jack sparrows rum:jack-sparrow1::pirateskull:

i wish for weird things =)

Granted, you get sticks that look like bread. Highly inedible.

I wish me rum stash was a secret AND I could access it and it was me own rum!

Granted but u drink all of it in 1 day and have to go steal some from jack
i wish for more PS3 games.....:laughks2: :degen:

Granted, only to have your PS3 stolen.

I wish that if I reached into my pockets, I would automatically find a bottle of rum, and that whenever I stuck my hands in my pockets, I got rum!

Granted, but your pants can't hold all the rum and break.

I wish that disney would give the first person to get banned all the legendary blades.

Granted but it is a lv 1 basic player

I wish for jacks rum

If you mean Cap'n Jack's, then granted, but he comes after you and stabs you through your chest.

If you mean mine.. Denied!

I wish that the POTC: On Stranger Tides came out in November!

Granted, but you get fired on your first day on the job.

I wish that there was a new story chapter on POTC!

Granted. You go to Jack Sparrow, and he tells you to get lost. The end.

I wish to have the high score in every arrr!cade game.

Granted, and you recieve a peanut. I then exclaim, "My Peanut!" I then shoot you and eat the peanut.

I wish to have my lightning fast fingers type like they did before!

granted but they all reset



i wish i become el patron

Ya missed me wish SKP!

And your wish is granted, but you have nobody to talk to. Becoming so lonely, you come up with imaginary friends who look like you, but are missing certain peices of their clothing, making them look different than you.

I wish somebody knew where I was getting all my wish twistings from.

Yea, I wish that too. xD

I wish for my homework to be done! And done well!

Granted, they are done welly bad.

I wish for a ban game that allowed you to ban as many as you want in a single post.

Granted. Please enjoy the edible heart attack.

I wish for cake. Good cake.

Granted, but you go because you were employed as the new Mickey Mouse! Enjoy your slightly soiled costume!

I wish for Crest to ban Davy for not paying his rum tax!

Granted, so I do pay her. I beat you senseless, and then pay using your own money.

I wish I owned the Gold room in Tormenta.