He runs around, frantically searching for a bucket to barf in, when he sees Scarlet.

he barfs on her

Scarlet forgives Joe, and Joe takes Scarlet out to the Faithful Bride.

someone says bar fight and they have a bar fight

In the middle of the bar fight, Joe says to Scarlet:

Theres the cards over there can u get them?

Joe
 

Scarlet says, I"M NOT UR SLAVE!!! and then she slaps him and storms out of the tarven, and joe shoots the bartender in anger, then he runs out of the tarven, looking for scarlet, with a blunderbuss in hand....

Scarlet looks at Joe and slaps him, thinking it will remind him of who she is.

Joe says, "Ahh, isn't she a darling?"

Scarlet then laughs and the two headover to the nice scenic view of the Tortugan sunset.

Joe turns to kiss Scarlet, but then, it appears!

Davy, it's Joe. And I'm still trying to figure out which Jack you were referring to.

It was fireworks in the night sky.

My bad, I meant Joe.

One of the fireworks malfunctions and flies right at Joe and Scarlet.

Joe deflects it with a sword he kept handy, and Scarlet is saved.

Scarlet turns to kiss Joe, but she goes for his neck, and she reveals fangs!

Joe never can win, can he?

Scarlet was just wearing fake fangs she found at a joke shop near by, and they have a good laugh over it, which turns into an embrace.

No! He can never win!!! Ok maybe just this once....

Joe and Scarlet kiss, and then they get married.

Joe. Joe and Scarlet.

They have 2 children, a boy and a girl.

ack! oops!!!! Sorry Jackie Wackie!

The boy's name is Susan, and the girl's name is Bob.

Susan and Bob are both taken away from thier parents at the young age of 9 and 7 respectively, and held hostage by th Black Guard at an undisclosed location.

About time something happened, huh?

Instead of having them for ransom, the Black Guard eat them.

That was... disturbing.

Joe cries for a whole year and mourns his children's death for even longer.

Joe
 

WOW you guys are mean. joe makes barfing potion, shoves in down the black guards throat, and his kids come out.

One day, he is eating his breakfast, when Susan and Bob fall onto his breakfast plate!

He stares in disbelief for 5 seconds, and then hugs his children, thanking the higher powers the whole time.

He looks at his daughter, Bob, and says to her, "You look good enough to eat sweetheart!"

The children runaway to their mother and complain, and Scarlet is getting ready to have a discussion with Joe.

They start to have a discussion, but they are interrupted when they hear Susan scream.

joe
 

The house is being invaded by jolly roger!!!

Susan was found fighting with an Undead Skeleton, for an invasion had just started.

Susan, the son, and Bob, the daughter, are stolen by Jolly Roger during the invasion!

Joe sprints to Jolly Roger mid-invasion, and challenges him to a duel. The Winner gets to Live, and keep the kiddies.

The battle commences!

Joe
 

Jolly disarms Joe, but then Joe shoots him with a cursed pistol.

If Joe is disarmed, how did he shoot a pistol?

The pistol shot goes straight through Jolly's hat, which makes him furious, so he slices open a gash on Joe's arm.

Jolly is about to finish off Joe, but then he sees Susan and Bob, and turns them undead instead.

Joe screams in rage, and charges Jolly, only to be speared... by the dreaded arm of the Monstrocity.

jolly roger calls for help and brings davy jones (jolly is paying him to kill joe)

Sith, Joe is dead.

Jolly Roger and Davy Kones walk together, laughing, to their respective ships.

people go to joe grave and say"poor joe"

Joe's family, Scarlet, Susan, and Bob all cry and lay flowers on their father/husband grave, and after many tears are shed, they walk away, leaving Joe behind, and on his gravestone, it reads, "Died fighting Jolly Roger, gave it his all, but in the end, was no match."

Now, unless I'm mistaken, Joe's story is over, no?

nope


joe comes back from the dead (from calapaso(sp?) )

Aye. The story of Joe has ended!!! Brings a tear to my eye... *sniff sniff*

Ok then, lets move on....

Joe's children, Susan and Bob, after seeing their father dead, plotted revenge against Jolly.

first they decided they needed cursed weapons

They want to sail to Raven's Cove, but alas, Bob, the eldest daughter, is only 18, too young to sail; and of course, she is a lady, and women didn't sail in those days.

but sadly the way to raven coves is guarded with skeletons so they thinkk of a way to get past them

That's when a handsome devil that went by the name of Jack Shipsteel offered them a ride to the infamous cove, and also to train them in the art of war.

You just made a huge mistake Jack.

Jack and Bob (the Daughter, remember) begin to flirt, and soon end up getting married, and unfortunately for Jack, BOB IS UGLY!

Bwah! Nice joke Davy.

But seriously.

Jack, Susan, and Bob (who has no interest in Jack whatsoever, and if she did, he wouldn't like her the same way), head over to a deserted warehouse and start training.

Too late Jack. You have sealed your fate.

Jack and Bob fall in love, and as they are training, they begin to flirt.

:D

Suddenly, an urgent letter arrives from the local post, adressed to Jack, and this letter was orders from a higher power over him, which he obeyed, and left immediately, breaking Bob's heart.

Phew... Close one.

Curse you Jack! Ye will pay for this one! With Bob's life!!!

Bob, depressed now, kills herself.

Jack returns, for the warning was a false alarm, finds Bob dead, and swears that he will help Susan take his revenge to his unmost ability, for he can never take back what he helped do.

Made me guilty.

Susan uses voodoo to become a girl, just cuz its getting confusing.

Jack is surprised for a moment, before saying, "Just don't let Davy take over your actions!"

I got another idea...

Jack and Susan are sailing to Raven's Cove, when they get attacked by the Kraken, and one of its tentacles grabs Jack, and throws him on the deck, breaking every bone in his body.

I'm so bad....

There's no way I can survive, So I make a tearful goodbye to the world, before I pass into the void.

Happy?

Darn it! He left the story! I can't cause more physical harm to your pirate now Jacko! xD jk mate.

Susan swims off to Raven's Cove, even though she is days away by ship to it.

The kraken comes back!

...and gives Susan a ride to Raven's Cove!

susan gets over to raven cove to see jr at raven cove attacking!

As she watches Jolly Roger lead his troops, she begins to fall in love with him.

Oh yea, I went there.

as for jr he hates her (revenge on everyone kind of stuff) and kills her making her a rage ghost

joe is back!
 

turns out that joe is serving with jolly, raiding port royal when the curse happens, and living pops out of a black smith shop, shoots joe, who falls to the ground and gets back up living, and attacks his skeleton friends, and kills all of them.

That's when a ghost who went by the name of Jack Shipsteel returns to the story, and teaches Susan a way to get rid of her Rage Ghostiness.

Didn't think I'd escape that easily, eh?

shes doesnt under stand and makes jack go to ghost jail lol
phew close one

They stumble upon a fellow sleeping in a box who wakes up suddenly, and calls himself Jason Suncutter, then he throws a knife at a rage ghost nearby, stabbing it in the head and killing it.

he then gets renamed joe and sails to port royal

(joe is BACK)

Joe then swallows dangerous amounts of grog and forgets he is named Joe, he then runs around calling himself Witchdoctor Dan and is found dead on the beach that morning.

he permantly names himself joe


( LOOK IN SEONCD PAGE LOL HE IS BACK)

A fellow walks up to Joe, and shoots him, for he did not like Joe's odor, and Joe died a very slow, painful death.

Focus on Susan!

Susan wakes up on Raven's Cove to the sound of crows... wait, not crows, Ravens!

A Raven then appears on Susan's head, and every question Susan asks the Raven is responded with, "Nevermore."

The Raven peck's Susan's head, and flies off into the sunset, as it is getting close to night time.

The Wound is much more deep than Susan first though, and she starts lose a fair amount of blood.

she gos out to the black pearl and sails away, suddenly bottles of rum fall from the sky

A bottle of rum hits her on the head, spilling glass and alcohol into her wound, causing tremendous pain.

JOe must come back!
 

suddenly, i go to joe tomb, and make him come back to life with my voodoo power, and i also make him immortal.
HA

:buds::rumgt7:more rum falls

Joe
 

But joe doges them all.

And I ban you all for having no storyline. :laughks2:

Joe gets trapped in the cave for an eternity as it collapses around him, and there is no escape.

Joe is gone now. K? K.

Joe
 

To bad for you you susan don't agree.

While she is bleeding on the ground, the uses the last of here voodoo power to save joe, who shoots jolly roger!

The cave then goes into a black hole, which is connected to an infinite number of other black holes.

Joe is definitely gone now, because Davy failed I had to one-up him.

That works too. Thank you Witchdawkta.

Susan wakes up in Neverland, where she hears the dinging of bells.

The newspaper crashes into her window as she wakes up...

The newspaper says, "Crazed Witchdoctor kills 50."

Of course, it was just a horrible typo, it actually meant to say, "Crazed Witchdoctor killed by cabin boy!"

Joe
 

I use my voodoo to destroy the black holes, and he lands next to his daughter.

Cabin Boy turns out to be another name for the Kraken, when Susan hears of this, she wonders if she shouldn't have brought the cabin boy, for he is annoying her by begging for fish.

She decides it's too much of a burden, and feeds Cabin Boy tainted fish.

He then turns into a Kraken, making her wee a little. :laughks2:

The Kraken dies of a laugh attack.

Then Susan dies.

joe comes back from the dead and sees susan dead and says 'my poor daugter"
and shoots himself

Romeo and Juliet much....?

Susan walks into the room, and sees her stunt double dead on the floor, and laughs.

Joe's corpse then evaporates, meaning he will never come back.

There.

Finally!

Susan realize she's lonely and uses voodoo to revive her sister... Bob!

joe
 

guys, i told you that joe is alive and next to his daughter. joe is alive.
Joe crys with joy and hugs bob, who farts, and susan falls over dead. :laughks2:
P.S why don't you guys like joe?

joe sails on the black pearl when pizza falls from the sky and he catchs one