:dancetl6:i pay a lot more for it and u accept

icots

I blow up the SS and get a better one.

ICOTSS

I am a space pirate! I capture your ship and kill your crew! My crew takes over!

ICOTSS

u all wake up dead


icot the ship wit h all of u as my minsions except for jack which i i gave him lifetime supple of rum

Sweet!

INCOTSS!

I send an army of narwals after your space ship. I take over.

ICOTSS

P.S. I also take Jack's rum.

In blind fury, I teleport to you and stab you 739 times in the head. I take my rum and teleport to an undisclose location.

Nobody's captain of the star-ship.

...except for me! :D

ICOTSS

What do you guys think of the name "Starship Davy-prise?"

I laugh at the name for 7 weeks before I go on your ship and launch you into the vaccum known as space. I then re-name my newly conquered vessel Steelship.

Clever, huh?

ICOTSS.

Too bad your so called "Steelship" is made of butter. It melts when it gets near a star, and you blow up in the vacuum known as space. (see, I even spelled vacuum right!"

I bring back a new ship, and call it "The Fireskull"

ICOTSS

I buy a new ship and call it "Crimson Demon", and it's actually made of steel.

ICOTSS.

I put spikes on my ship and I bust a whole in your hull and you sink.

ICOTSS

It's space, and in space, well, no water!

ICOTSS.

I ask you to leave

ICOTSS

I decline. I then make you walk the plank and leave you floating in the vacuum.

ICOTSS.

A alien attacks your ship and makes me captain

ICOTSS

Of the alien ship. I then take back my ship for they had just locked me up in the brig, and use my space cannon-lasers to shoot your ship with tiny holes. The ship leaks precious air, and you suffocate a slow and painful death.

ICOTSS.

Your ship's life support fails, and you die a slow, painful death by suffocation and lack of pressure. I watch from my perfectly healthy ship, The Shadow King, and laugh as I see you choking through the window.

ICOTSS

I sneak behind you and pick you up and throw you in the space disposal! I lock the door and open the hatch where you drift into space! Not laughing now eh!

ICOTSS

i drink a bottle of rum and hit you on the head with my empty bottle.

ICOTSS

I shove you off into space for trying an outdated move in a future setting.

ICOTSS.

i push you off the ship for making me go into space..........O_O

ICOTSS

The ship explodes, re-enters Earth's atmosphere, and burns to a crisp. I watch from my war frigate.

ICOTS

The fiery remains smash onto your war frigate, and kill you. I watch and laugh from my own.

ICOTS

I then get sick of tired of having each other's respective ships just be destroyed, so I get on Davy's ship and throw a perfume scented of meat all over him. The Monster enjoys Davy for Thanksgiving.

ICOTS.

I command an army of turkeys to disrupt Jack's Thanksgiving feast on board his ship. They peck Jack's and the crew's eyes out, which makes me lol. They then join my crew and we become feared turkey-pirates.

ICOTS.

But Then Tia D. Restores Davy Fs back to normal & We Have A "NORMAL" thx giving ( in otherowrds we eat ur turkey right after we make ur turkey eat u ) then I casta curse to Davy Fs Which Undoes Tia's curse

ICOTS

now i cast a curse that makes me part of my ship & i AM PERMENATE CAP'N & IF IM REMOVED THE POTCO ENITRE GAME CRAHSES & THEY CANT RESTORE THE BETA & THEN GAME IS GONE FOREVER SO YA I WIN PWNAGE!

IPCOTS IM PERMINATE CAP'N OF TEH SHIP

I get bored of being dead, so I get up. The Monster hasn't had enough turkey to eat, so I convince him that you taste even better. I wait ten minutes, and after hearing your blood curdling screams stop, I come onto the ship to find you lying on the ground in a bloody mess; The Monster chewing on your severed arm. Well, the ship needs a captain, aye?

ICOTS

BTW Jackie, when I saw your post I rofled.

P.S. Your not allowed to double post Davy_, read the rule book. And also, please, no perma captains. Lets all just have fun here ok?

Yes, that captain be meh. You go back to your little nap.

ICOTS

You forget that The Monster never left your ship. And he's still hungry. And since according to you I'm not on that ship, I guess there is no meat on the ship but you. Ouch, I shouldn't need to elaborate, but I will say this much.

In the end, I was Captain of the Ship.

He actually eats my turkey crew. They are kamikaze turkeys and explode upon nomming. So, due to your FAIL, ICOTS.

Jolly Roger raises the turkey's from the dead, and they peck you to death. In some ways, the birds can be worse than the boneheads.

ICOTS

You never appeared on the ship, so you cannot be teh captain. A single turkey survives and takes the helm. Turns out, my voodoo placed my soul in a turkey. Darn you, irony....

MTCOTS

(My turkey's captain of the ship)

I'm hungry for a Thanksgiving Turkey. I kill you/the turkey thing, curse it so your soul isn't in it, and is instead in that ant over in Africa. I eat the turkey, and take over the ship.

ICOTS

That ant is worshiped by a tribe that releases me into a ghost form. I haunt you, and you eventually kill yourself in fear and/or guilt. I take your body.

ICOTS

You will regret that. My body is stinky. Very very stinky. You leave my body and kill yourself in your ghostly form because of the awful smell, and I resume my captainly duties.

ICOTS

Killing yourself as a ghost is an oxy-moron. I possess the Kraken and kill ya. I then take the ship as a ghost.

ICOTS

:tg20:u get turned into a turkey and i have u for dinner

icots

ps happy thanksgiving!

Sith pwns all. But unfortunately, the jedi kill the sith. I am a jedi. I swing mah glow stick thing at you and you die.

ICOTS

u miss and i kill u and turn u into a turkey uand u have the same fate

icots

I feed you poisoned roast pork.

ICOTS

i reject the pork and make u eat it

icots

you all crash cuz davy removed me from my ship so the game is over & there is no more potco!!!! Everyone thz davy fireskull for ending potco

ipcots



__________

i reject that happening


icots

ps i make u captain of a rowboat LOL
pss u can be permeiente captain lol
psss your a rowboat now

I get turned into a TRANSFORMER & I TURN INTO A SOTL,KINGFISHER,PHANTOM,REVENANT COMBO & I SINK EVERYONES SHP PWNAGE!

ICOTS

But then you get rusty and die.

I watch as you sink from my War Frigate.

ICOTS

i go into space in a space ship


icotss

davy catch! :12_1_138:

I catch the treasure chest that my dear fried Sith gives me, then I pull a bazooka out of it and shoot down your spaceship from my own ship.

ICOTS

off topic : fried SITH?!???!?!??

back on topic:

i get a bigger space ship and shoot u down


icotss

That was my stunt double, Skull Firedavy. I am really behind you and I stab you.

ICOTSS

that was my clone, and i kill u and say thats for calling me fried sith!
icotss

I run away screaming which confuses you into giving me the ship.

ICOTSS

i giveu the super tiny escape pod

icotss

And your in the plain tiny escape pod attached to the syper tiny escape pod.

ICOTSS

but that was my clone again bribing u with rum




icots

( theres more where that came from )

Hmmm... More rum please Sith!

INCOTS

I sit down next to Davy and also demand rum, or I will take over your ship in the most undesireable way humanly possible.

INCOTS. ATM.

I drink more rum. And steal Jackie's.

INCOTS

I cry in the corner, and Sith feels bad for me and gives me more rum. I drink it quickly, for I know what happens to rum left in the open...

INCOTS.

I beg for rum and get thirty barrels of it. Yes, I resorted to begging.

INCOTS

Ok nevermind, I beat up Sith and take the helm! And the rum! glug glug glug

i bribe u with grog and way more rum


icotss

I drink the grog and lots of rum, then cut you a deal. If you give me a steady supply of rum, I let you be captain of the ship.

INCOTS

tosses steady supple of rum and grog


icotss

hits sith kinght pirate with a broom till he falls off deck

ICOTS

While I was drinking rum, I realized that Sith had to keep the rum somewhere, and he had to keep it on the ship! So, I make Co-Overlord walk the plank for not realizing that, and take over. I then promote Davy Fireskull to Quartermaster with a promise we divide the rum share as so.. 25% for Quartermaster, 20% for First Mate, 35% for crew, and 20% for the captain.

ICOTS.

As you may have noticed, the first mate position is currently unfilled..

kk i drink all the rum muahahaha

icots

Hmm.... I'm happy with my rum share. BUT! BUT! I want a steady supply of chili as well. Nice meaty chili please. nom nom nom.

INCOTS

I find the chili, and supply it to you. Davy McWrecker then wakes up from his dream to find himself being eaten by a shark.

ICOTS.

i give jack a pet shark as a bribe

icots

I train said shark to attack on command. Sic Sith Bob! Yes, his name is Bob.

ICOTS.

i press a button and the shark blows up with jack with it


icots

As Sith sails away he relizes that he left the Rum on Tortuga, when he returns and grabs all the rum he can carry, I steal the ship. I am now Captain of the Ship!

the ship blows up and i buy a light sloop

icots

No, you don't. I am Captain of my own ship. With unlimited Rum and Chili! So ha!

ICOTS

they disppear due to my magic powers ( how did u think i got all that rum?)



icots

Sith is Groggy from alot of rum so I easily steal the ship.
I am now Captain of the Ship!

What ship? The one I just sunk on my ship?

ICOTS

i take the black pearl



icots

Captain Jack Sparrow is angry and uses his wit to steal the ship back. He is now Captain of the Black Pearl! While I am the Captain of me ship, which is sailing to Toruga!!!

... and runs aground. I laugh from the new ship I just bought.

ICOTS

Sadly Davy was dreaming while I landed on Tortuga with all Royal Chests, haha!
I am still Captain of the Ship.
:piratewheelgo2:

i bribe davy with gold to give me the ship and give him another ship a inch smaller


icots

It don't count Sith cause I am Captain of the Ship, lol.

I eat some chili.

ICOTS

chill has nothing to do with the ship



icots

While Sith and Davy argue over Chili I steal a Navy Ship of the Line!
I am Captain of the Ship!:pirate_flag:

Don't underestimate the power of the bean and meat mixture. I eat more chili, and the mystical powers it grants me makes you not Captain of the Ship anymore.

ICOTS

I don't think there was Chili back then, this paradox grants me a cool ship.
I am Captain of the Ship!

a black hole sucks your ship in


icots

Being close enough to see the site, you to were also sucked in and now I am Captain of the Ship in Davy Jones Locker!

i teleport out as i have magic powers and i sail a ship giving me a sheild


icots

/9000

ICOTS

pwned.

i give everybody ships of the same size with me in front


icots fleet

Enough games! I summon Davy Jones and the Kraken to destroy all my enemies, for the cost of 100 souls. I am Captain of the Flying Dutchman because I betrayed Davy Jones. Then with the help of other pirates we sink all the ships in the Caribbean creating a monopoly over the EITC. I then bring needed supplies to Tortuga and graced upon with the title of Pirate Lord. Now I don't need any ships, ha ha! (Sails away cause I am Captain of the Ship!)

that never happens

icots

You trip, fall and die. I take over your role as captain.

ICOTS

Captain Jack did, except he got the Black Pearl... anyway I am Still Captain of the Ship!

I slap you to death with noodles.

ICOTS