I ban PJ for spreading the love.

I ban Crest for spreading nothin' but hate. Love don't hate.

I ban Davy for not dressing as savvy as me for halloween

Whatever ya say Dan... IBY

I ban the cupcake.

I skip Davy to ban Muffin for still having that user title. /glare

I ban Crest for skipping me.

I ban Davy for taking the obvious ban.

I ban Crest.

I ban Luckie... when did I give you Chocolate Milk again...?

I ban Luckie for quoting Davy for his giving of the sweet milk.

Yes, I have returned to the activities/forums. Let the ban-party begin!

i ban jack

I ban Chimera mah Fireskull sista! :D

I ban Davy for banning Chimera his fireskull sista

i ban filly

I ban myself for pigging out on Halloween candy.

I ban Davy for dooming himself to cavities. sigh..

I ban Jack! Shut up! Just enjoy the candy... sweet sweet.... precioussssss.....

I said nothing.

I ban Davy for succumbing to the candy temptation. Just watch out for the candy hangover.

I ban Jack, for the sugar rush is worth the sugar down.

P.S. If I start making spelling errors, please remember I am eating lots and lots of sugar.

I ban Davy for believing them lies. I'd hate to be you when the well runs dry.

I ban Jack for lurking on every activity thread....

I ban Davy for finding his way back to the Ban Game. Good job sir! Now, as for the tip..

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I ban the Spam Muffin. Sounds scrumptious, no?

I ban Jack for thinking of eating the muffin! Now run! Before the Monster eats you!

I ban Davy for thinking I would eat the Spam Muffin. A regular muffin? Yes. The Spam Muffin? - laughs at the idea -

I ban Jack for not appreciating the... *Ahem* wonderful texture of Spam Muffins.

I ban Crest's return. And her use of italics.

I ban Davy for calling it a return when I haven't been gone 24 hours.

I ban Crest. Fine! Leave us for 24 hours! Be gone!

I ban Davy for making it so tempting... and so realistic.

I ban you. And feed you to my Co-Guildmaster.

I ban Davy for thinking Billy would have the heart to eat me!

I ban Crest for thinking he wouldn't! He ate a poor cadet once! Just ask Luckie! If he's hungry, he eats!

I ban Davy for believing Mr. Monster doesn't like me enough to not eat me. He'll just take a finger or two is all.

I ban Crest. Your probably right. But once hes had a taste, he'll just keep trying to come back.... tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock.

And I ban the Snake games in the Arrr!cade for being so addicting!

I ban Davy for being late for a very important date.

I ban Crest.... what date.... O.o

tick tock tick tock tick tock.... and I ban you for not noticing my reference to Mr. Grin.

I ban Davy for being a mouse running up the clock.

I ban Crest, cuz I don't get the joke... :P

I ban Davy for not knowing that nursery rhyme.

I ban Chimera for not being here for banning fun!

i ban banning fun!! oh ya i went there :P

I ban Angel for being Angel.....

i ban muffy!! hi!! :D

-_- i ban luckie!!! take that! :P haha

I ban dolly!!

i ban with my little ban stick... a... LUCKIE! haha

i ban luckie for! twigs and stones may brake my bones but ur bans will never hurt me!! haha

:mybadki6: I ban Angel, for that was good! :laughks2:

i ban luckie for i just thought of it too! haha i was proud! :D

i ban luckie for aww thank u!! ur so much more fun!!! :bump:

haha i ban luckie for ahh math!!! and thank u but ur more for X3 haha

I ban Angel for disliking math, therefore disliking pi.

I ban Jack cuz yea.

P.S. I lost the game.

I ban Davy for once again mentioning The Game.

I ban Jackie Wackie.

I ban Davy Wavy XD

I ban PIB2 for giving Davy yet another new nickname. What number does that bring us up to?

I ban the overlord.

I ban The Noob.

My Ban Essay:

I would like to ban Pieisbetter2. The first reason, is that he has a picture of a Ban-ana. It is a clever try, but it is an epic fail nonetheless. I also ban you because I already have many nicknames, most if not all given by TSC (who will be banned in later paragraphs). These nicknames include DF and Davest. Davy Wavy is merely a steal off the nickname "Jackie Wackie". For these reasons, Pie is banned. BANNED

I also ban Crestshot. The main reason is that she can't count. I obviously have three nicknames now if you are including "Davy Wavy". Crestshot also calls Pieisbetter2 "PIB2" How can it be an acronym if his name is only one word!? Technically speaking, the acronym should be "P2". Lastly, Crestshot spends too much time on the Ban and Rum threads, and she must take a break. BANNED

Next, I would like to ban Luckie OClover. She calls herself the "Pixie Pyrates Overlord". But everyone knows that this cannot be! The game only allows the rank of guildmaster, not overlord. She cannot be an overlord, there. And, she denies Crestshot's right as a POF member of her being able to hand out nicknames. BANNED

I would like to skip Sven OSmyth there, as I do not have enough content to ban him about, however I would like to ban him anyway. BANNED

Lastly, I will ban my dear friend The Skirata Clan. TSC called SOS a noob. But why? There is nothing Sven said that may make him seem like a noob, therefore, TSC cannot back up his statement. If he cannot back up his argument, then it is invalid. TSC also probably doesn't know the meaning of "noob". The term actually means newbie, which refers to someone new to something. SOS is clearly not new to POF, as he joined in May of 2008. Therefore, you are BANNED

I ban you all!!!!

I ban Davy for typing too much......blah...blah.....blah.....:piratetongueor 4:

i skip ban aka to ban all of davy's blah blah blah quit typing all that blah blah blah...BLah BLAh... BLA.... BLAH (hehe)

I ban both of you for banning Davy for banning everyone in a short essay. I also ban Davy for making a short essay.

i ban Witchdoctordan for having a super long name for me to type haha hey TSC we need a nickname over here!! a shorter one! haha haha

I ban Angel for it is easy to come up with a nickname. For example: Witchdocterdan could be WDD, Dan, Voodoo man, Gypsy, etc.

I also ban Davy for not including me in his Ban Essay! Therefore, you Fail.

F- for Davy.

Also, it's Wackie Jackie!

I ban Jacky, JS, Ss, Mr. Swabbyness, Jacko, Wacko Jacko, Jackster, etc. :D:spam::D

I ban Jack for giving me an F-. Jerk. And I ban angel and Voodoo Boy for not liking my essay.

I ban Davy Wavy for calling my ban-ana an epic fail and for going overboard with the bans to make himself feel good :)

After my long essay, I will keep this ban simple.

I ban you!!!!!

I ban Davy for going from complex to simple. You confusing us with your simplocity!

And the F- still stands.

I ban Jack. Your so bad, I give you a Q. BURN

I ban Davy for daring to give me a Q, which I know stands for quilt!

I ban Jack, for if he doesn't like the Q, I'll give him an X. X, for XP, or xP. A dead guy.

I ban Davy for at least not giving me a T. T is an awful grade...

I ban Jack for getting the grade of Troll.

I ban Crestshot for being too big of a Harry Potter fan! Percy Jackson is sooooo much cooler.

I ban Davy for being enough of a Harry Potter fan to get that reference. Your argument is now null-in-void.

I ban Crest for STEALING and DRINKING my rum!

Your ban will expire: When you throw it up and give it to me.

I skip James to ban Crest. Just because I know how people in Harry Potter grade that doesn't make me a fan of Harry Potter... to tell the truth, I have read much better books. No offense to J.K. Rowling, who is a good writer.

Percy Jackson for the win!!! :D

I ban Chimera! Sup Chimera! :D

I ban Chimera for breaking ban game rules.

BANNED

I ban Davy for leading Chimera into a trap.

I ban Crest cuz...

ITZ A TWAP! Star Wars for the win....