ha! i ban jack for admitting he really isnt in tormenta

I ban angel for i will 4ever be in tormenta

I ban Banana man for making corny jokes. -does drum trick-

i ban jack for the bad jokes hey isnt that davy's job? haha

I ban Co-Overlord for pointing that out. Phew.. don't want THAT job.

I ban Jack for not accepting any job and any part.

I ban Crest for saying I'm unemployed! Still waiting to be assigned a job, or do I have to apply?

I ban Jack for backing up his unemploymentness with evidence.

I ban Co-King Noob Jack...

I ban the muffin pastry cactus dancing crazy thing....

i ban the davy fireskull weird dark bird thing

I ban Angel for trying to get to the monster. Don't TOUCH that!

i ban crest for i saw the monster he doesnt seem to bad haha

I ban zee monster.

I ban ze Muffin Pirata..... Wait, that's me..... I instead ban DOGGY!:smiley7:

I ban Muffin for his cactus avatar!

I ban titanic95594 for waht is that thing at the back end of your avatar?

I ban Luckie for not knowing the meaning of "waht." Perfect time to consult Wackie Jackie's Word for Weirdos!

Alright... waht is right after whoa and right before wide.. ah here it is!

Waht: Slang. 1. Misspelling of the word What. 2. A made up word made up by Geedy619. 3. Gibberish!

There you have it.

I ban Jack Shipnerd.

I ban Davy for not appreciating new words. Too hard to understand?

I ban Jack for teasing my inability to understand words.

I ban Davy for messing up his sentence. You use smart words like "teasing" and "inability" and then you ruin it with "undersooond wordz"?

I ban Jack for misreading my post. You should go back to learning how to read in Kindergarten.

I ban Davy for pulling the oldest trick in the book.

And also, Happy Birthday! You thought I wouldn't notice, didn't you?

I ban Jack for wishing me a happy birthday, but not giving me cake to go nom on!

I ban Davy for expecting cake. You give a pirate rum, he asks for cake to go with it! Go nom on this chew toy.

I ban Jack for thinking I'm an animal! But I'll take it and give it to The Monster.

I ban Davy for taking his gift and putting it to good use. You see! 2 gifts! Aren't I nice?

A whole two hours without a ban? A disgrace!

I ban Jack for the sake of this thread!

I ban Del for trying to jump start us!

And Davy, I belated Birthday Ban you.

i ban crest and i ban davy as a belated birthday ban as well!

- gives birthday rum -

i ban angel 4ever for you may not ban two people int he same post

I ban Iron for not knowing the exceptions to the rules.

i ban crest for rules had nothing to do with it :):piratetongueor4:

Hey, ban the lack of ban masters to keep things rolling..

Oh yes.. I ban Chimera banning Geedy in a welcome ban. Quite the way to welcome somebody.

HAHA i ban jack for not saying so earlier jk :piratetongueor4:

I ban Geedy for kidding in the ban game. Kidding? In the BAN GAME? You have much to learn...

i ban jack for i was jking for jking ( not jking this time )

I ban Geedy for not learning. There is no kidding on kidding!

i ban jack for kidding is not a bad thing

I ban Geedy for it is! Sarcasm, however, is not a bad thing. Sarcasm is highly welcome here. Maybe.

My bad i read the start of this page wrong

i ban my bad reading

I ban fails.

i ban jack for saying i fail ( well i did but you didn't have to say so )

I ban Geedy for using parentheses. (They always interrupt the flow of a story!)

i ban getting third place high score in Formula Fun on my first try

I ban Geedy for being impressive.

I ban jack for the complement ty

I ban Geedy for ban-thanking.

I ban jack for it is hard to sound nice when your banning someone

I ban Geedy for realizing the truth. You have taken your first step towards Ban Mastership. Although, it's about 429087139076409050918.86075 steps.

HAHAHAHA

I ban jack for using decimals i hate those lol

I ban Iron for hating anything!

I ban Crest for hating on the hate, defying her own laws.

I ban Jack for not knowing that I am no longer bitter.

I ban Crest for overcoming bitterness!

I ban Jack, for he tastes bitter, according to The Monster. Yes Jack, he took a bite out of your arm.

I ban Davy for being prejudiced to bitter-tasting people.

I ban Dan for making Davy "The Monster"

I ban Crest. Its meaty Wednesday! Pay up the meat.

I ban Davy for not hearing about the exchange already made.

SVEN! I ban You for lurking for so long!

I ban Crest for not liking lurkers. They are what give us the stuff.

I ban Davy for scaring Sven off. :'(

I ban Crest for allowing 12 hours to pass inbetween bans. Geez!

Also, why is there a big hole in my arm?

I ban Jack for believing I am completely immortal, and do not need sleep.

I ban Crest for being a half-immortal, which needs more clarification.

1) Are you immune to sickness?
2) Are you invincible?
3) Does your rum stash really matter to you?
4) If not, could you let Jack Shipsteel have it?

I ban Jack, for he has no need to ask question three. She would obviously give it to me.

I ban Davy for failing. If number 3 was gone, she'd keep her rum. If number FOUR were gone, then she'd give it to somebody else.

I ban Jack.

I ban Davy for not using IBY.

I ban Jack. Why? 'Cuz I'm bored.

I ban Danny Boy for reverting to the ban game for boredom.

I ban <insert name here> because <insert reason here>.

I ban the Witchdawkta for such a vague ban.

I ban Davy for never ever doing the same. *cough*

I ban Crest for that is old....

I ban Dan for not making the old the new. And while you're at it, grab something borrowed and blue

I ban Crest for her wonderful rhymes <insert sarcmark here (still trying to find a free download for it)>

I ban Davy for mah Sarcmark. http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/...r/SarcMark.jpg

I ban Jack, for that statement cannot possibly have any sarcasm in it.

I ban Davy for not seeing deep. No, deeper. DEEPER! Davy, stop failing.

I ban Crest, because she never fails at all http://www.fwi.co.uk/blogs/lincolnsh...arc%20mark.jpg

I ban Davy because I now have a job as a lexicographer.

http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/...00-29-18-1.jpg

ROFL!

:laughks2:

I ban that stupid image http://www.fwi.co.uk/blogs/lincolnsh...arc%20mark.jpg

So, being sarcastic, it is a very intelligent image? I win, therefore you ban yourself.

EDIT: The Sarcmark is getting slowly bigger....

I ban Dan for noticing such insignificant things.

I ban Crest because it will eventually consume her.

I ban Dan for thinking anything other than myself can consume me.

I ban Crest for I know what consumes me...

THE GAME
I lost the game.

I ban Davy for going there.

I ban Crest's loss of The Game.

I ban Davy for making it that way and for giving me temporary immunity from the game

I ban Crestshot, because that immunity will sooooo last.

I ban Davy for stinking up the ban game.

I ban Crest. I don't smell too bad...

*sniffs himself*

*shudder*

k, your right.

I ban zee ban game.

I ban Dog because that's impossible.

I also ban Davy cuz the Sarcmark isn't compatible with vBulletin.

I ban Docta for pointing out the obvious